May 24, 2020
Don’t judge me I’m not a book. I’m a dumpling. #twohourslater https://www.instagram.com/p/CAkGix5g8ow/?igshid=1f7fxv4q23dq5
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Don’t judge me I’m not a book. I’m a dumpling. #twohourslater https://www.instagram.com/p/CAkGix5g8ow/?igshid=1f7fxv4q23dq5
Don’t judge me I’m not a book. I’m a dumpling. #twohourslater (at Home Quarantine) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAkGix5g8ow/?igshid=vl8vkaz3mxup
Sh*t my dog does:
So my dad came into the house from outside where he and the dog had been playing with her ball and as the dog trots past him he says “What an absolute dumb*ss.” So my mom pokes her head out of the kitchen and says “Oh? What’d she do?” and he points at my dog like “This little idiot of a furball tore a chunk out of her ball, so I threw it again and went to pick up the little chunk, and when I turned around the dog was running back without the ball.”
My dog lost her ball... IN OUR OWN YARD!
SEE?!???? THAT WAS TOTALLY QUICK AND EASY AND NOT IRRITATING AT ALL. . YOU TOO CAN ENJOY REPLACING AN UNEXPECTEDLY BUSTED CEILING MOUNTED GANG BOX WHILST DOING YOUR VERY OWN DIY "QUICK CHANGE" FIXTURE PROJECT!!! . . #Ugh #TwoHoursLater #AndLoThereWasLight #PrettySpiffyForATwentyDollarClearanceChandelier #JoysOfHomeownership
The most wonderful evening full of hysterical laughter and uncontrollable tears with this beautiful soul @notamorningrunner 💛 Thank you @postsecret for the incredible show! #postsecret #pslincolntheatre • • • #nowgram #surprise #twohourslater #insteadoftwomonths #progress #loveyou #postsecretcommunity #washingtondc #lincolntheater #lifechanging #freetherapy #suicideprevention #youarenotalone #positivemomentumproject (at The Lincoln Theatre)
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