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Praise to the man who groomed multiple foster daughters. This is seriously sickening.

Praise to the man who groomed multiple foster daughters. Honored and blessed be his ever great name.

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Episode S4E09: Foster Daughters (from Season 4: Going Off The Rails)

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs, two foster daughters and an iron rod? / This guy!

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This guy has the same skills as Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and yea, even Tommy Monson

I have to admit that even as a TBM I sometimes felt like if I heard one more Tommy the widow visitor story I was going to lose my mind. I had severe cognitive dissonance when I realized that I didn't believe some of his stories and that he'd be prophet someday and I'd have to resolve that somehow. But now let’s take a moment to laugh about it since apparently comforting widows is a proud LDS tradition dating back into the 1800s.

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Episode S4E03: Comforting Widows (from Season 4: Going Off The Rails)

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and knows exactly how to comfort a widow? / This guy!