Apr 8, 2014
"There once was a man named Jean Valjean. He stole some bread for his sister's son. And Javert was the man, and the man would not be mocked. He saw the things Valjean did and thought by himself; 'Wow, this guy is a very strong man, he must have a very nice booty.'
And so the strong man turned around, and his booty-game was indeed very strong. Javert approved of this booty. But sadly the bread-thief disappeared.
Four years later they met again and they did the frick-frack."
-A valvert fic written by the best Marius ever