#mariussss

[ghost-bard]

“My oath is one of crown, and you are my queen.” MARIUS WHY WHYYYY MARIUSSSSSSS

[mr-fancypantss]

Have you ever wanted to see a cat video but put on britney spears toxic instead

mARIUS UR BESIDE ME U KNOW I JUST DID THAT

and you’re singing along to it, beautiful

[mr-fancypantss]

Have you ever farted next to yOUR BEST FRIEND

Yes after they did the same and then joined me, mARIUS

Send me have you ever's

[mr-fancypantss]

"There once was a man named Jean Valjean. He stole some bread for his sister's son. And Javert was the man, and the man would not be mocked. He saw the things Valjean did and thought by himself; 'Wow, this guy is a very strong man, he must have a very nice booty.'

And so the strong man turned around, and his booty-game was indeed very strong. Javert approved of this booty. But sadly the bread-thief disappeared.

Four years later they met again and they did the frick-frack."

-A valvert fic written by the best Marius ever