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TY musing number something.

HC introduced by fellow brainrot enjoyers @vironarro: Tian Ying laughs at his own jokes; middle-aged dad style. I mean, look at the way he smiled like he didn't know how to stop it when that mans got defeated by YM and sunk to the bottom of the lake. You KNOW that man was cackling all the way to the surface. I love him.

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[joelchael-a]

Hey my sideblog (identicalbodydreamer) is where I posted the Michael "Attack Dog" Jones I just wanted to let you know I'm glad you enjoyed the post and I'm here to shout abt Michael if you want!! This is my main blog.

honestly this took me sixteen years to answer because literally michael being an attack dog is my favorite thing (example: doberman) like oh man.

michael always fuckin starts fights like someone looks at geoff weird and he’s up in their face with a pistol or like someone makes a comment at jack and he comes at them, fists flying. its funny and everything but it gets them in so much fucking trouble and it sucks sometimes when theyre trapped somewhere being shot at because michael couldnt keep his mouth shut (but they’re grinning and laughing and michael barks insults at them between sprays and he pops over the desk theyre hiding behind and then cowering back down when they start shooting again and geoff laughs at him so hard he almost trips out of cover)

and also like the endless jokes about it like michael says something rude to ryan and he just deadpans “down, doggy” and gavin and ray will throw things he asks for and say “go fetch” and jack who gets him a collar and a leash and geoff who pets his head when he walks by. 

and when michael goes along with it its even better. somehow he learned to catch frisbees in his mouth and its a sick party trick.

[joelchael-a]

turnfreewood for the ship thing

had to call in my girl michaelvision to help with this one whoops

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible – definitely gavin, and probably ryan as well because we all know ryan is the Whitest of Dads

likes to watch reality tv – they all watch them together honestly. ryan and gavin pretend they don’t actually like it but gavin pouts whenever meg watches an episode without them.

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone – meg. gavin and ryan don’t really mind.

is the jealous / protective one – gavin is a huge baby and gets all pouty any time meg and/or ryan get hit on.

goes all out on the holidays – it honestly depends on the holiday, and one of them will get all psyched and rope the other two into it.

cries over books – meg and ryan read books together and cry

is terrible with kids – they’re all great with kids! honestly rip me don’t think about turnfreewood having kids together

drinks too much caffeine – gavin has an intervention worthy problem

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight – honestly if ryan ever gets to sleep ever he could be out for a long ass time.

never wears matching socks – gavin. ryan copies him sometimes and is all “look how wild and untamed i am wow”

punches a tree when they’re angry – this is a weird question lmao. meg and gavin are door slamming babies tho.

gets scared by the toaster – gavin’s startled bird noises are, by this point, part of a balanced breakfast

send me a ship and i’ll answer these questions!

[joelchael-a]

honestly though what if caleb went to michael after halloween and was like "hey can u give back geoff his shirt" and michael was like "yeah man???" and thats why geoff has not gotten his shirt back.

[joelchael-a]

Joelchael SFW: 1-9 NSFW: 10-15

shit fuck

Who cooks?neither of them tend to. joel has more cooking skills but take out is where it’s at, usually.

Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?joel is very messy because he does not even think about leaving a mess and michael kinda just leaves it until joel cleans it because michael couldn’t give a shit unless it’s really bad.

Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?joel! joel knows a lot about cars and their single fucking car is joel’s baby. he probably loves it more than michael. probably.

Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?despite joel’s claims, being an electrician is not the same as being a plumber. they call one in.

Who buys the groceries?michael. joel eats crap. but neither of them really buy anything terribly nutritious.

Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?michael and joel get into a fight about who is paying every single time. coin flips don’t even work. but it’s usually joel who orders the most food, because joel strikes me as a lame-ass appetizer guy, but michael will eat anything on the table. including joel’s food. and then dessert. and then whine about being too full.

Would they go to the beach?probably not. michael sunburns and then bitches. they ride in the car with all the windows down instead, blasting top 40s per michael’s request.

Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?they both know how to swim and michael likes pools a lot better than beaches.

Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?they do not know anything other than english because they are big baby nerds. joel mentions learning languages offhandedly and then never does.

First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?first to orgasm is usually michael, and joel prefers to make him cum until he’s crying because it’s either really funny or pretty hot. he’ll laugh either way. michael pays him back by occasionally teasing him until he’s on the edge and then leaving to play a video game or something. sex is pretty much war in their apartment.

Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?michael likes to sob out nonsensical loveliness to joel a lot. usually while being eaten out. joel has no clue if it’s involuntary or not.

How are their afterglows?joel usually falls asleep. michael has also fallen into the habit.

Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?michael is obviously loud, and joel loves to make him loud. it’s always michael’s goal to make joel loud, as he’s pretty quiet, but joel bites to muffle his noises and sometimes those bites hurt like fuck, so he doesn’t try as often as he used to.

Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?lights are pretty much what they were like before they started fooling around. it doesn’t matter, because joel has already completely memorized most of michael’s faces during sex.

Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?geoff ramsey and lindsay tuggey are always welcome in their bed. adam has also been known to show up, but not that often. burnie was ONCE, and they never talked about that again. but it’s a closed relationship.

[tsukkiyamaa]

but what about a jazz au where tsukki and yama are in a big band together and tsukki plays 1st tenor and yama plays 2nd alto so they sit next to eachother and yama is always looking up at tsukki while he solos like "wow tsukki is so cool someday i wanna improvise like that" and tsukki mutters snarky shit when someone else messes up and yama is the only one who hears it and it makes him giggle and i really fucking love jazz aus please talk to me about jazz aus

[tsukkiyamaa]

tsukki talking shit and yamaguchi giggling is so FUCKING important to me

[joelchael-a]

the only acceptable breed for cat hybrid!michael to be is an american curl i want those ears fuckin' stat.