Mar 13, 2022
DM: So you turn into a bear. You’re still being rained on.
Ty: Sure, but now I have fur.
DM: Yeah, it maybe is a little more bearable.
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DM: So you turn into a bear. You’re still being rained on.
Ty: Sure, but now I have fur.
DM: Yeah, it maybe is a little more bearable.
DM: It takes the power of its master. It’s a Dragonleaf tree. It would have had the breath weapon of a green dragon!
Ty: I’m kinda sad we missed that, but also–
Mylis: Not sad. Not sad. Not sad. Not sad.
Ty: Ugh, great…
Cae: This is a terrible idea…
Everyone: *laughs nervously*
Cae: But what other option do we have?!
Ori: Fight!
Ty: Yeah. Die here.
Cae: Why not? Been there, done that.
Mylis: I drop the link and set up a new psychic link with Tariq and Ori and I relay EVERYTHING.
DM: Tariq says into your brain, “uhhhh… that’s… wow.”
Mylis: “EEYYUUPP.”
DM: “If we have any period of time, please let me know ahead of time before this is planted. I will leave as soon as possible and I will try to reach out to the sisters.”
Mylis: “We will never do anything without letting you know.”
Ori/Ty: Except for making this whole agreement…
Mylis: I’m deceptively saying–just because I think this is fun–to the group, “I don’t care what treasures they have–”
DM: Roll deception
Mylis: “--but I think we need to figure out how far away from them can we plant their seed. Can their seed survive in a desert? If we plant it, we plant it. Know what I’m saying?”
Ty: What’d you roll for your deception?
Mylis: 26.
Ty: Dammit… … I rolled a 27.
Mylis: You know I DO care about the treasure, BUT I DO want to fuck them over! I AM honest about planting it in the desert.
Mylis: I’ll go first.
Ty: Are you suuure…? You wanna go first…?
Azu: Azu’s gonna go ahead and go first.
Cae: I’m right behind Azu. I clap my hand on [Mylis’s] shoulder and just like *gives a meaningful look*
Mylis: Mylis gets a warm sensation on her shoulder. She’s just like, ‘what the fuck…?’
Azu: ‘Ew, people are being nice to me!!’
Ty: Let’s keep going.
Cae: Vamanos!
Mylis: A la playa!
Cae: Please? Can we go to the beach after this?!
Azu: I dunno, the last time, there were harpies…
Cae: That wasn’t the beach, though. That was the docks. COMPLETELY different.
Azu: Good man, Tariq!
Ty: That diamond was well worth it.
Ori: For now! Until he turns on us…