fantasy high quotes
i've been binging d20 recently and my love language is taking notes so here is a vibes-based collection of fantasy high quotes that tickled me (from all seasons) in vaguely chronological order:
“Everything’s just like something else” - Gorgug’s mum
“Speaking of boning down, have you seen my mother lately?” - Riz
“Can I cast detect thoughts on myself? - Adaine
“Am I my own dad?” - Gorgug
“I’d like to invest in swamp Venice— it sounds idyllic” - Fig
“Do maids have dreams?” - Fabian
“I love you too. Is that normal?” - Ayda
“I did a bunch of magic. It was too much. You can’t just destroy a government” - Arthur Aguefort
“Well, I’m up under here and there’s this apple jammed in my mouth. I’m gonna piss." - Gilear
“I kiss her and then I skateboard away” - Fig
“I disguise myself as someone who has passed the bar exam” - Fig
“You’ll never be half the boat my van is” - Gorgug
“I cast ‘spare the dying’ on Gilear’s penis” - Gorgug
“I might have made a deal with a devil of acid reflux” - Fig
“Hindsight is 50/50" - Adaine
“If we want to save face we need to burn your house down” - Fig
“Do I have any wherewithal once I’m in the briefcase?” - Riz
“I’m going to sneak into Gilear’s room tonight and give him a vasectomy” - Fabian
“You catch a lot more bees with sugar” - Kristen
“Are the rats showing hole?” - Fabian
“DO YOU HAVE WATER VEHICLE PROFICIENCY, JAWBONE?” - Riz
“There’s too many dragons! We gotta just keep shooting Grandma and gassing it” - Riz
