A potato flew around the room and squidward dabbing 💘
a potato flew around the room: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?
yesterday i thought this woman had her whole right tiddie out in our store. i gasped but no it wasnt a tiddie skjsbks god weirdest? weird usually crosses over into gross and/or funny to me so going onto the funny side - some people come to check out and they only have One Shoe and are dead about to pay for one left shoe. i have to ask “do you just want one shoe?” and they go “it’s the only one that was out there” so i have to tell them to go the shoe department for the other (bye i. i wanna laugh every time)
squidward dabbing: what’s your favourite meme?
god…crazy q this always changes or i just Don’t Know. ill say the man with the butterfly and going “is this ___” because i always have a reaction jsnkjnskj
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