Portable War Husband and how to relocate them ( Odydio ver. and PolyTyde ver. )

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Portable War Husband and how to relocate them ( Odydio ver. and PolyTyde ver. )
happy fathers’ day to our local god stabber and his papa
Tydeus
I'm still working on this one, but...
Every time I thought, “okay, let’s add some blood beside his mouth to make him look more badly wounded,” and then add it, then remove it, and say to myself, “No, Tydeus, stop eating human organs.”
i know wikipedia is simply referring to variant myths, but something about the phrasing is making me feel like i'm in the late hours of a party and someone lounging on the couch is drunkenly relating various rumours they've heard about a messy bitch we haven't seen in a while
i thought: man, there really is a polytyde shortage in fandom
then i thought: i will fix this
So what if I cried... ;-;
Diomedes, the fatherless hero of the Iliad, Louise Pratt
Situationship? No, I'm asking you who's your enemy slash brother in arms slash lover who you violently wrestle with every Tuesday and make out with every Wednesday is... dude...
Diomedes walks in on Tydeus