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if inside out 2 was filmed inside my head:

Rick: you shouldn’t be using a straw

Vyvyan: I know it’s bad for the environment or whatever

Rick: no it’s just the completely wrong way to eat a lasagna

every friend group has the

anarchist poet

depressed hippie

violent fucker

cool one

Neil: Wait- how do you know Vyvyan is great in bed?

Mike: We share a wall, either he’s great in bed or Rick just really likes to agree with him

Vyvyan: Why is Rick crying?

Mike: he took a “Which The Young Ones Character Are You?” quiz

Vyvyan: who did he get?

Mike: Neil

Mike: I love murder mysteries

Vyvyan, trying to impress him: I’ve been the LEAD suspect in FIVE murder cases

Mike, parking: can you go in and get us a table?

Vyvyan: sure

{ several minutes later }

Vyvyan, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE FUCKING CAR

*at the fair on the teacups*

Mike and Neil: *spinning a little, casually talking*

Rick and Vyvyan: *fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

#tyo mike