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Congratulations to Landon and Felicity for no longer being a straight couple after trying a weird new sex thing last Sunday!
Tantric Yoga Reiki Energy Doinking, or TYRED, is the newest of new age alternative sex acts.
“It involves no genitals, or any physical contact between bodies at all. You don’t even need to be in the same room.” States alternative sex Youtube guru Amethyst Thunderstorm.
So this is why I always see tyre bender / rollers always mounted on low benches. #raisetheroof #thatishowweroll #tyred #gears #crank #madeincanada (at Cloverdale Forge)
I´m so tyred of the MCU
Like for real, when Avengers come out it was like a dream come true, i was that girl who scream crazy when the helicarrier fly but... they are sooooo many movies now, is no new, i feel like every 3 or fours months i´m watching the same movie over and over.
I mean, i never really like iron man, not the first or the second, the third one likes me a little more but really nothing special, and i just to look for these movies almost religius, i love winter soldier, and like avengers, i watch the shorts, the tv series, yess. i watch the first 3 seasons of SHIELD and all Peggy Carther and i remember be so exited, but now i just don´t care.
Everything i suppose beggins whit the awful ultron movie, i mean, it was a mess and just so bad, but still i see it, i didn´t see Doctor strange and i freaking love magician, i adore witches and... i cosplay harry potter caracthers¡ i have spellcaster deck¡ magician i like my jam but nope, marvel just make the movie so bland and generic that i didnt found the energy to go to the teather and watch it.
And now, i don´t know, i watch spiderman because all my friends and my sister and my husband are huge fans and it was ok... it wasnt great, no awful, just bla.... and i didn´t know why my apathy for something that i really enjoy before.
But then my sister pointing out, the thing that come out just betwen ultron and doctor strange : ANTMAN, they mess up ant man, and antman was (and still is) my favorite, yes and i must be the only one that really was hoping for an ant man movie, it was a great caracther with so many matices and a interesting story and marvel just trought all that make the caracther unique and make the stupid “who stole the antman” story line and they did it complete wrong, you know what i´m talking about, hank is not mad and jannet is not even in the movie and even when i love the ants and the shrink and everything they put the stupid bald evil bussines man thing and i just..... im so tyred of that.
So yea... they ruin my fave and i resent them but today, TODAY i hear that the first trailer of Antman and the Wasp come out and i feel that old entusiastic me scream inside, but what is my surprise....
IS A COMERCIAL ABOUT THE PRODUCTION
I´m not fucking joking, no, is not a first trailer, is a announce about the produccion of the movie, they feel the necesity of tell me that they are producing the movie.
Marvel, honey.... i know you are producing the movie, i know, everyone know, what is your godam problem?? you are like an insecure teenage who announce that they are thinking in do something for instagram every half an hour.
CALL ME ONE YOU HAVE A REAL TRAILER¡ what the hell was that??
I´m so angry because i´m sure they are gonna ruin wasp, they are gonna complete ruin her, i have no doub.
So werever... probably i´m gonna see this movie anyway but... ugh.. stupid MCU, stupid pg13... it was too much to ask that hank was a mad psyco with a doble evil personality? that the ants actually eat someone? all that speech about rehab bad guys? the conflic profund and deeple personality of a tormente genuis? no.. nothing? a friendly old mentor and an missundersteand thief and the hot daughtes that is the romantic interes?
Why Wasp wasn´t the fucking antman?? like literaly why?? why she have to ask for the suit? why she didn´t stole the suit from his old mysoginst father?? And don´t come here with “ooooo it wasn´t because she was a girl.. is the story blablablabla” because marvel couldnt hide his hate for women in this movie. this would be a movie about wasp and it would be a tousan times better, more compeling and emotional but nooooooo we need the white guy to save the day.
Angyway.. sorry for my rant, i´m just so mad because that stupid “trailer”
introvert fr because i went out friday and havent spoken to anyone until today
Mami, yo también quiero tu apoyo…
#tyred with @ze_french_buddha https://www.instagram.com/p/Coz4RLjNfyc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=