#uber squip

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What was the most funniest thing a drunk person has said to you?

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{ @squip-filth eli can u confirm}

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Hands you 100 bucks, “chase that car.”

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{Dos cooldude sketches for those who want to see the cooldude}

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can i boop Capricorn?

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Can I touch the steering wheel? :p

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How long does your nose get?

S: What kind of a question is that??

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Are you scared of anything? (Snakes, spiders, the ocean, being alone, ect.)

S: Normal stuff, like cancer-! You know what, I’m just gonna grab a leaf blower and- oh god how many butterflies are in here?!