One time Sasuke was picking his nephew up from his soccer training and when they were in the car Obito asked what a "Nelly" was and Sasuke asked him where he got that from. Obit to absent minded said his dad had said Sasuke was a Nelly and Sasuke's grip around tightened and he asked when his dad had said that.
Obito shrugged and said it must have been when he was angry. He says a lot of thinks when he is angry. Like 'Bardash" or "flit" and "Nola".
Sasuke remained quiet and when they arrived at Madara's he looked over at Obito and said:"I am sorry for what I am about to do."
Obito asked if his uncle was going to kidnap him again and Sasuke said no. He was going to beat Madara up. And proceeded to kick the door of his house in and shout.
"MADARA FUCKING UCHIHA! YOU'RE A DEAD MEN!"
Everybody in the room went quiet. Itachi asked what was going on and Madara was running around the table trying to avoid Sasuke's rage.
Naruto told Sasuke to calm down, whatever happened they are family they can talk to out.
Sasuke said nope and jumped over the table and pinned Madara to the ground ready to punch him in the face going,"Who the fuck do tou think you are calling a Nelly!"
"A WHAT?!"
Sasuke lowered his fist and squinted his eyes.
"A Nelly, Nola, flit? A bardash!?"
"I have never in my life..."
Sasuke looks over his shoulder at Obito who is leaning against the door frame going:"That is for taking my gameboy away, old man!"
Sasuke looks back at Madara and then back at Obito, putting everything together before getting up and dusting himself off.
"Hu, I guess that kid is smarter than I thought. Anyway what is for dinner?"
"YOU ARE NOT EVEN GOING TO FUCKING APOLOGISE TO ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!"
Sasuke turns back around ready to punch Madara in the face again, only now he was too late because Naruto grabbed him by his waist and pulled him away. Telling him it not worth the harassment charges. Sasuke threatens to kill the lawyer too then and Shisui just muttered he was Madara's attorney.
Naruto shushed Sasuke and tries to calm him down and after three minutes. Sasuke seems calm again and told Madara to apologise.
Madara shouts that Sasuke tried to murder him.
Sasuke says after he called him a faggot.
Madara says he called Sasuke a faggt because he tried to kill him before that.
Sasuke narrows his eyes and everybody is feeling the tension. He gets up, Madara gets scared. Sasuke graves Obito, holding him under his arm saying, "You'll get him back when you apologise!" As he walks away.
Madara:"You take that little traitor! I don't care!"
Obito:"Jeez thanks dad. I am going to grow up just fine!"
There was an awkward silence in the room.
Naruto:"So, I am going to go with them before Sasuke forgets to feed your son. And I am leaving this twenty dollar bill here, because that is all I have on me and I feel bad for the door..."
Madara sighs and asked why they are allowing Naruto to leave. They better keep him here as long as Sasuke keeps Obito with him.
Shisui tells Madara to just apologise. Haven't they been through this enough times to know how it will go.
Itachi says it is technically Madara's fault. Since his kid lied and his kid was conceived of his seed to technically, madara's dick is at fault.
Tree here was a silence and Madara snapped his fingers and cursed under his breath.
"That little kid is smarter than he let's on to!"
Naruto asks if he just figured that out because he got his uncle to humiliate his dad for taking away his game boy.
Madara said he also knew his dad was going to curse when he got caught, and what does he uncle do when he gets mad....he kidnaps Obito.
Naruto chuckled before saying, "And at home I have the exact same game boy and game....he got what he wanted through manipulating everything."
There is another silence.
"I am starting to think Sasuke is a bad influence..." Itachi whispers.
