#uchiha obiko

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*Obiko and Kashin meeting up*

Obiko: *looks at Kashin, who's wearing a short white dress with red accents, with cute white flats and her hair done up nicely* ...

Kashin: *looks at Obiko, who's wearing ripped jeans, a leather jacket and combat boots, her hair a mess*

Obiko: ... Look at us. A couple of cards.

Kashin: I'm like the Queen of Hearts. And you're... death reincarnated.

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Obiko: Oh you are just the cutest little thing~ I could just eat you!

Deidara: H-heh... you can eat me out, hm

Obiko: What?

Deidara: What??

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*traps them in a room*

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Tobiko: *hugs Deidara* Senpai!! Good morning!

Deidara, face pressed between her boobs because of his height:

Tobiko: ... Senpai?

Deidara:

Tobiko: *pulls away, holding Deidara by the shoulders* Ah! Senpai!! Your face is bleeding!! Stay here, Tobi will get you some tissues! *runs off*

Deidara: ...

Deidara: i love my life.

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hehehe

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Tobiko: *pinning Deidara to a wall, holding him up by the thighs with his legs wrapped around her. Tongue in his mouth, leading a very hot kiss*

Deidara: *letting out small moans, tangling his fingers in her hair and pulling on it slightly*

Tobiko: Should we move this to the bedroom...?

Deidara: *panting hard* Not yet, please don't stop, hm.

Tobiko: *shrugs and continues to kiss him*

Deidara: *hears a noise from behind Tobiko, opens his eyes to see the Pein and Konan watching them* *pulls away from the kiss in shock* GAH!

Tobiko: *turns to look, putting Deidara down and shying away, feigning embarrassment*

Deidara: *clinging to Tobiko to try and hide an issue in his pants* Th-the fuck you staring for, hm?

Pein: ... please move your, uhm, activities to a... private... area.

Konan: Or at least share. Greedy bastard.

Deidara:

Deidara: I ain't sharing SHIT, hm!

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Tobiko, kneeling down: *holds one of Deidara's hands gently, pressing her forehead to his knuckles* Deidara, my sweet, the love of my life... please let me kill Konan.

Deidara: No, hm.

Tobiko: ... you are a cruel, cruel man.

Deidara: HOW AM I THE CRUEL ONE?!—

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Rin: Kakashi, who would you trust more with your life, me or Obiko?

Kakashi: Uhh... in what situation?

Rin: Like uh... two are tied up, being lowered into bats of acid, and the third can only choose one to live.

Kakashi: Well, if Obiko's choosing she'd let us both die. No, actually, she'd be the one lowering us into the acid!

Obiko: How dare you. Acid is such an amateur method... I'd do- hm... ah! Have you heard of that ancient torture method, where they tie you up upside down and saw you down the middle, letting you die slowly and painfully with all the blood rushed to your head? That's what I'd do.

Kakashi:

Rin:

Kakashi: You are a highschool teacher.

Obiko: Everyone has their preferred killing methods, Kakashi. No matter their career.