Uni AU IzuTobi ranting
Let’s just pretend these F4 guys didn't even know each other before, alrigh
1.
Konoha Uni is like that top-tier, prestigious multi-disciplinary university
2.
Izuna is a law major (ah yes my obsessing ass to make a Izuna a lawyer)
Tbrm is doing a double degree, one in "control and automation engineering" and one in finance cuz I said so (lmao fucking OP nerd)
Hsrm is in general medicine/surgeon
Mdr is doing finance also cuz I said so.
3.
Mdr and Hsrm used to be roommates renting an apartment together, but once Izn and Tbrm started uni, both pairs moved to different rooms with their respective younger brothers. Though they’re still living in the exact same apartment complex.
4.
Izuna is the type to join literally every single extracurricular activity, hobby club, and sports club out there. Basically, he changes his pfp every few days just to promote some school event lol.
Tbrm only joins 2 clubs. 1 is scientific research club, and the other is debating club (?). Actually, he’s technically in the plant-lovers club too (Hsrm forced him), but he’s barely active there.
Mdr: Clubs are a massive waste of time, I'm out.
Hsrm: The plant-lovers club is about to get disbanded by the school, send help (understaffed)
5.
Tbrm usually rarely drinks coffee, but one day he went to buy some, saw Izuna looking cute as hell, so he kept coming back to buy coffee just to strike up a conversation lmao. As for Izuna, the moment he laid eyes on Tbrm, he fell instantly. Like, damn, this guy looks so smart, nerdy, and serving that forbidden-fruit intellectual vibe fr.
6.
Izuna has this terrible habit of dumping a metric fuckton of sugar into everything and just cannot fix it, so he got fired from the café after just one month. When Tbrm found out, he was devastated lol.
Like, no Izuna?, im out. So he quit going too. Meanwhile, Izuna - just to see Tobirama - was thick-skinned enough to show up at the café that fired his ass right on time every day to order drinks, but he couldn't even see the white-hair guy there anymore.
8.
After getting kicked out of the café, Izuna started building his brand as a hot influencer on IG (along with game streaming to bait donations).
One day, Tobirama walks into class and happens to sit next to Madara in the front row. Madara is a senior who is 2 years older than Tobi, but because he flunked a class, he has to retake it with the juniors.
Tbrm spots Madara watching a game livestream during class. And wait... isn't the person on screen Izuna!??? Turns out he quit the café job just to become a gaming streamer!?? So Tbrm also starts lurking on the streaming platform and only follows Izuna, waiting to camp his stream whenever he goes live. Izn goes live almost every single night lmao.
Hsrm, seeing his precious, straight-A, model-student younger brother using a gaming livestream as white noise while studying: "?????? Does university really change a person like this?"
Mdr watches anonymously and always drops fat donations to support his little bro since he notices Izn streaming inside the house.
When Tbrm followed him, Izn had just started out, so he wasn't famous yet. He particularly remembered the names of two fans: "when will this scientific research be fucking done?" (Tbrm’s username) and "go on my little brother i love you" who always donated and commented. Izn knew one of them was Madara but pretended not to know, he loves his big bro so much.
As for who the other guy was, he had no clue, but back when Izn only had a handful of viewers, that guy talked to him a lot.
Uh, and about the fact that he later finds out the guy who supported his streams since year one turns out to be his current boyfriend... well, we'll talk about that later.
9.
If you guys are wondering why they live in the same apartment complex but never bumped into each other, it’s because:
- Izuna is always out, especially at cafés and event venues - Tobirama can only be found in three places: 1 is the classroom, 2 is the school library, and 3 is his rented room.
Basically, they never cross paths.
10.
Until one day, there's a power outage in the complex. Mdr invites Izn over to Hsrm’s place because both their phones are dying, and Hsrm’s room has a generator (which Tbrm often uses for his semiconductor practical research).
That’s when they finally meet again.
Tbrm: "Oh, Izuna?" Izuna: "Oh?" Hsrm + Mdr: "You guys know each other?" Izuna: "Tobirama used to buy coffee at my shop all the time. How come I haven't seen you around these past few months? Found a shop that brews better than me?" Tbrm: "I don't even like coffee." Izuna: "You don't like it but you bought it every single day back then?" Tbrm: sweating nervously "I had a lot of work back then, so I was forced to drink it to stay awake."
11.
Izuna is internally screaming with joy cuz he can finally ask for his number to flirting etc. etc. lol.
But Tbrm is always super busy, so he usually takes 2-3 hours to reply to texts.
In the beginning, Izuna thought Tbrm didn't like him. Until he accidentally heard Madara mention that Hsrm was complaining about how Tbrm never replies to texts and just drops a "liked" reaction meaning "acknowledged". That's when Izn realized he actually means a lot to Tbrm, because even if it takes half a day to reply, Tbrm never misses a single text.
12.
Izuna dresses up so well when going out, takes photos for IG, and he’s so handsome that he became super popular; his fashion sense is top-tier. But normally when going to school, he just throws on a hoodie (winter) or a graphic tee (summer) with long pants, not bothering to dress up at all.
Tobirama doesn’t really pay attention to how to look fashionable. He just wears a turtleneck with a fur-collared overcoat (winter), and in the summer, he wears a tank top inside with a button-up shirt thrown over it (sometimes he still wears t-shirts).
There's a high chance Madara is extremely extra with his outfits, but I don't know enough about fashion to describe it.
Hsrm is probably similar to Tobi, cuz if you let him style himself, it’s gonna look goofy as hell.
13.
Because he wears clothes well, Izuna gets sent a ton of stuff by fashion brands to try on. But since he’s only 1m76, sometimes they send sizes that are a bit too big (who told him to look so tall in his IG pics). And since he takes on sponsor jobs, he gradually rolls in cash.
Meanwhile, Madara is a financial analysis prodigy. He already got a pretty well-paid internship at a well-known company, all his investments yield insane profits, and he has plenty of pocket money every month. He also makes money from managing people's personal finances. Basically, he is sharp as a tack when it comes to the market.
Tobirama basically doesn’t have a part-time job; he just gets monthly allowance from his parents, which is just enough to get by. Plus, Tobi gets royalties from scientific papers, payments for doing scientific paper commissions, and all kinds of scholarships, so he's never short on cash. He even takes some out to buy stocks for long-term asset accumulation. He also not about that overconsuming lifestyle, so he only buys the necessities.
As for Hashirama, he doesn’t have a part-time job either, but since he’s the eldest son, he’s super spoiled - if he’s short on cash, he just asks and his parents give it to him. The Senju family isn't lacking money anyway, not to mention med school is way too busy for a part-time job. Tobi doesn't even bother to be jealous about his brother being more spoiled or anything. It's just that this man, whenever he gets money, buys stupidly cute things online and stacks them up, filling the whole apartment, which is annoying as hell.
14.
Any clothes that are too baggy or too long, Izuna will bring them over for Tobirama to wear. And because little Tobirama has such a gorgeous physique, Izuna is incredibly jealous. He’s both jealous and thinking, "Wow, why is my crush so perfect? Is there anything this man can't do?"
(Madara: "Are you forgetting someone who also need new clothes here?" Izn: "You're only like 2cm taller than me, they will not fit." Madara: "Oh, so it's not because you're thirsty to please that Senju kid?" Izn: "..." Madara: "Hmph, situationship, no label." Izn: "...Stop rubbing salt in my wounds.")
15.
So both of them are down bad for each other but neither has the balls to confess. Izuna wants Tbrm to make the first move, plus knowing his chaotic ass, he probably finds the whole situationship/talking stage fun as hell lmao. Meanwhile, Tbrm genuinely thinks Izuna isn't into him, so he’s terrified of making a move and ruining the friendship.
16.
Until one day, Tbrm comes over to their apartment, but not to see Izuna - he’s there to see Madara. Even though Izn knows damn well that Tbrm is only there to ask about investment stuff and market experience, seeing the two of them glued together, staring at the same laptop screen, makes him lose his mind with jealousy.
Izuna starts doing the absolute most to grab Tbrm’s attention, but Tbrm is locked in and completely ignores him. On the other hand, Madara is paying full attention to his little bro's antics and keeps asking him what the hell is wrong with him.
And every single time Madara loses focus, Tobirama visibly gets annoyed lol. He literally snaps: "Focus so we can get this done quickly. Your brother is a grown man, leave him alone. Izuna, can you please be quiet?"
Tobirama is scolding me… because of Madara??! Izuna instantly deflates like a sad, pouty kitten, quietly sulking on the sofa. He keeps shooting wronged, teary-eyed glares at Tobirama. Even though Madara doesn't say anything out loud, he reads Izuna's expressions like an open book and finally puts two and two together => his little bro is jealous. So, Mdr takes initiative and tells Tbrm to stay over for dinner after they're done.
Usually, with Tbrm’s introverted personality, he’d decline instantly, but since he’s secretly keeping an eye on Izuna, he actually agrees kkk. (Hashirama back at their place: "Wait, then where am I supposed to eat dinner tonight?" / Tobirama: "Not my problem.")
Cut to later that day, Tobirama is doing the dishes for the Uchiha brothers. Madara just stepped out to buy some groceries, so Izuna seizes the moment and straight up ambushes Tbrm with a back hug. Tobirama completely freezes mid-wash, his face turning red.
Izuna: "Hey, what are we exactly?" Tobirama: "Best friends?" Izuna: "Wrong. From now on, you're my boyfriend." Tobirama: "…huh?" Izuna: "I mean, I like you. I've liked you since the moment I saw you at the café." Izuna: "So... yes or no?"
When saying that, Izuna rubs his nose against Tobi’s neck and internally screams "he smells so good." And well, we all know damn well Tbrm is going to say yes, heh
Meanwhile, Madara checking the home security camera from his phone: "…Is Hashirama gonna murder Izuna for stealing his brother?" Madara: "…Whatever, let's help them hide it from Hashirama for now."
17.
So after they start dating, whenever Izuna does his gaming livestreams, he’ll demand Tobirama sit right next to him to study, just out of the camera's blind spot. And every time Izuna dies in-game, he’ll just reach over and fiddle with Tobirama’s thigh to calm his angry ass down lmao.
But during one stream, Tbrm accidentally leans into the frame, and the chat straight up blows up:
[ Omg wtf who is that handsome guy?? ] [ Is he Izuna's friend? ] [ Does he have a girlfriend yet? ] [ Drop his information rn plz ]
Izuna: jealous as hell Tobirama did not get a peaceful night's sleep after that
18.
The next morning, Izuna hard-launched their relationship by posting a photo with Tobirama on Insta, officially.
But instead of going viral because Izuna is gay, the whole fanbase literally broke because Tobirama is just too goddamn handsome. Like, unreal, ethereal visual. Crimson phoenix eyes, white hair, sharp-ass jawline - bro literally walked straight out of a anime or something??
And then netizens started doing their FBI work and found out this man is a literal campus god. His academic records are absolutely insane - always ranked 1st, bagging every single scholarship available, and having a whole stack of high-impact scientific research papers under his belt??
So the comments instantly flipped from "You thought having a pretty face was enough to date our baby Izuna?" to "Izuna, what love poision did you use? Asking for a friend"
Even Izuna’s girlfriend fans could only cry in silence with their hearts shattered to pieces lol. Like, how can you even compete with a THAT? Couldn't even find a reason to hate on him ughh
19.
This will be about their sex life. Izuna top and Tobirama bottom if you don't like it you can skip this part.
Izuna always takes thirst traps and sends them to Tbrm. And honestly, this man is so gorgeous it's unfair - every single pic looks hot as fuck, especially when he bites or licks his lips. (Tbrm: my bf is too hot, send help)
Izuna always takes advantage of the nights when Hashirama is on night duty at the hospital to ask Madara for permission to sneak over and "hang out." Madara, knowing it's just young people being young people, just turns a blind eye and lets it slide. After all, it's not like Izuna is the one losing out here.
Thankfully, Hsrm doesn’t install security cameras inside the house like Madara does, so these two literally do it everywhere - from the bedroom to the living room, the dining room, and the bathroom. Izuna just lives for that kind of thrill, hehe~
Izuna likes to record short videos while they’re doing it so he can watch them later when he’s masturbating.
Tobirama actually thoroughly enjoys the sex, but he rarely initiates. And the moment he tries to take charge, Izuna immediately takes the reins back because his impatient ass just can't wait.
Tobirama is actually weak for dirty talk even though it makes him shy as hell every single time. But Izuna's voice is just pure seduction; sometimes just hearing those filthy words is enough to get Tobi instantly hard. Tobirama serves major forbidden-fruit/abstinent vibes, but Izuna knows exactly how to push his buttons.
Sometimes Izuna plays some "naughty pranks" while Tbrm is on a group study video call online. Tbrm not really like that, but every time he sees Izuna pout with teary puppy eyes, he just gives up and lets him do whatever the hell he wants.
On days when they don’t have morning classes the next day, these two can go at it until dawn. They just do it, cuddle and rest for a bit, and then go for another round. Ah, youth....
Tobirama is obsessed with biting and leaving hickeys.
Meanwhile, Izuna loves shoving his fingers into Tbrm’s mouth while they’re fucking because his tongue is just so soft
Izn bought a sex toy as a "gift" right before he had to leave for a one-week volunteer trip. While he was away, he even demanded Tbrm record a video of himself masturbating with it for him to watch.
From the very beginning, Izn was never the shy type when it came to sex, so they officially hit the sheets after just one month of dating. Even though both were virgins, Izuna had watched enough sex-ed videos to know exactly what to do.
Tobirama regularly does pull-ups at home, so his chest is pretty buff. Even though it's not as massive as Hsrm's or Mdr's, Izuna is absolutely obsessed with sucking and licking it.
Izuna tries to teach Tbrm how to ride him, but before Tobi can even bounce a few times, Izuna’s impatient ass always starts thrusting his hips up anyway.
20.
Izuna is always like "This fucking nerd," but damn, he loves his nerd so much.
