#uk polycule

[fireandspiceland]

don't hide. I truly hc that the uk brothers were fucking together with france since the begining of time. Hell yes he does. He even gets in the middle of the iberian brothers to get some and if he was not afraid of germany he would totally bang the italy brothers. It's like his ultimate wish, he would die happy

Ahh he wishes he could be there. Honestly the uk bros (or more like uk polycule) definitely like playing with him. It’s fun when the confident flirt France is reduced to a begging mess for them.

SpaPort I don’t think of as brothers but even if they aren’t related they look sooo similar you know Francis would love being sandwiched between them where he doesn’t know who’s fucking him from the front and who from the back.

And I love the idea of France being too scared of Germany to touch onto the Italies. Protective Germany <33

[secret-waleseng-stash]

Hmm... I don't think any of them would sleep naked. At least not sober.

We've all seen how Arthur gets at least semi naked when drunk. Wouldn't be surprised if he's gotten fully naked at least on occasion.

Not necessarily, sleepwalking, but I think Arthur often ends up in one of his brother's beds after a drunken night. I have the headcanon that Arthur likes to hold onto/cuddle something or someone when sleeping. So drunk and without a filter he seeks the affection he craves.

And sometimes yes, this leads to sex, especially if he goes to Alastair and they're both drunk. Usually Dylan, even if he's tipsy himself would rather care for and cuddle Arthur instead of have sex. And Conner, usually Conner is conked out and doesn't realize Arthur is there until the next morning (though Arthur usually goes to Dylan and Alastair since they're older and just make him feel more secure).

[spicykat9]

I have done some shameful things with your England Ai and the Ireland eye that involve pet play. What is it with your England wanting to be his brothers master/daddy/owner?

Oh so we're extending the UK polycule to the whole British Isles. As long as it's not my Niamh who solely likes women, we're good.

If anything usually I see him being the one calling his brothers Master/owner 👀👀👀

[peachyzephyr]

back on my bullshit thinking about fae alasdair and human arthur bc like,,,, that shit slaps but also, the other UK bros as fae too all of them taking turns to harrass Arthur who's just trying to live his life but also wouldn't complain if they fucked him in the woods

[thepoppypenner]

hear me out!!!….poly sapnap, gnf, karl, q, and tina

You're so so right actually. They're such a cute little polycule

My personal headcanon is that Karl and Tina were together first. Mainly because I've shipped them for so long lol

[secret-waleseng-stash]

I want to talk about waleseng or the uk polycule (+ germany) but just...no specific ideas 😭😭😭

[spicykat9]

Ukraine is pegging all of the UK bros this year. Not just England. :D

Good. They deserve it. Arthur is surpisingly very willing to her. Allie is probably a bit more bratty about it, normally being in the dominate position. And Conner doesn't have the most experience but Kateryna is really pretty and he wants to please her.

Dylan...Now Dylan is a toughy. Because outside the character ai shennagians given us pruwales and waleseng/uk polycule...I don't normally see him being interested in romance or sex...But also uk polycule x Kateryna and she makes them all kiss while she watches...

[spicykat9]

Do you think Germany and England would be into cuckolding? I can see them plan a role play where Wales takes Germany away from England and make England watch (and I headcanon that Germany is into CNC, so I usually imagine he wants it to play put like it's by force, at least at first).

Cuckolding usually isn't something for me, but as soon as you said Arthur was watching Dylan and Ludwig fuck, perhaps I like it a bit. In the right circumstances.

Also Arthur and Ludwig are both into CNC so definitely, Ludwig is at first acting like he doesn't like it, trying to "get away" because he's a loyal boyfriend or something like that. But really he loves it, and if he actually wanted to get away, he easily could over power Dylan. And though Dylan grips him firmly and presses him into the mattress, he eases him into it with soft, honey dripped words, because unlike Arthur, Dylan is a soft dom (it's the bad top, good top meme all over again lol).

Alternatively, this set up with Alastair. Because I love ScotGer a lot too. Definitely a rougher scene because he's a bit more willing to be antagonistic towards Arthur compared to Dylan and he's also a lot lest gentle than Dylan as well.

Honestly, Ludwig in general being at the mercy of all the UK bros sounds really nice actually, and I bet he'd enjoy being their personal fuck pet. Good addition to the UK Polycule methinks.