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UKIP's Nigel Farage invited on leaders' TV debate

K Independence Party leader Nigel Farage has been invited to take part in a TV debate with David Cameron, Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg ahead of next year’s general election.

The BBC, ITV, Sky and Channel 4 have announced plans to hold three debates.

One would involve a head-to-head debate between just the Conservative and Labour leaders, and another would include the Liberal Democrat leader.

The…

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Nigel Farage

I'm a big fan a democracy, free speech and all that good stuff but I can't shake the opinion that there's only one way to deal with Nigel Farage.

First pour two tubs of talcum powder onto your hand. This will ensure your backhand is bone dry. Then walk up to Nigel Farage at his next press event and give him the driest of slaps imaginable. The talcum powder will ensure you get the maximum purchase. This is needed because he must have been slapped a few times before but it's obviously not taken.

As he reals from the thunderous slap from one of the ordinary British citizens that he so assumed was on his side you should say firmly, but calmly and without shouting, "Wind your neck in. Your wife is German you small minded, silly little cunt".

You should then quickly make your escape as the above is assault and you'll probably be arrested.

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That episode of Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle might just be the funniest half hour of tv I've seen. My face hurt from laughing. Remember nothing? Do you? D'you remember the nothing times? Ooooooh nothing. What's that over there? Ohhhh it's nothing.