Ulster Cycle Dashboard Simulator
lol guys wanna see a trick i just learned?
#im calling it the ball feat #but nothing will ever beat the richocet stun-shot
Who the fuck keeps killing my charioteers??????
#ball feat coming in clutch
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ok so I'm leading this expedition rn (to capture the Donn Cúailnge) (my wife wants it) (what can you do amiright 🤷♂️) and I swtg Ulster's entire defense hinges on this one fucking kid who keeps challenging us to puzzles and throwing rocks at us from the woods. Haha kid, that's not doing much more than making us sleep in our tents at night. What are you gonna do next, challenge us to single combat?
Just had a great strategy talk with the queen if you know what I mean 😏🥵💦
Just had a great game of chess with the king if you know what I mean 😏🥵💦
okay that sucked but surely i will never again be forced and/or tricked into killing a loved one. like this was totally a one-time occurrence kind of thing, right? Right?
ok I'm better now. ready to muster.