more people need to know about irish mythology. it's just balls to the walls insane. if you thought greek mythology was wild let me introduce you to:
nessa and her 12 gay dads
queen medb cheating on everything and everyone, starting a war over a cow, ruining innumerable lives and then getting killed by cheese
fionn gets raised by 2 random lesbians
fionn kills a guy for stealing his girlfriend, drops the magic healing water several times on purpose
oisín goes to live in the immortal fairy land with his immortal fairy wife, misses ireland, comes back to visit, falls off his horse and fucking dies (may or may not have gotten in a fight with saint patrick before dying)
fuck them kids, they're swans now
guy accidentally gets job of "being the king's dog" at age 5, changes name to dog