#ultimate john

[inukai]

is THIS your card??? 🃏♠️

[maushrew]

commitment, given by freedom.

[furiouszealot]

Beyond canon, let this happen and my life is yours.

[cloudyjamjohn]

Hmm...

I often think of John Crocker. The cornball comedian, a "nicer guy you couldn't hope to meet" according to Dirk.

I especially think of House of Dirk's iteration of him. A savvy and experienced showman whose trickster god-like powers are used in an attempt to make the "show" a success.

I think it's certainly one of the best concepts for an Ultimate John/June- people who will run the show with and charm, being able to demand the spotlight but perhaps also using those skills to help direct others.

I think it would be especially cool if, like Dave in a sense, John would finally reutilize his powers to make copies of himself, each one playing a different part or role- a one person show.

June, centerstage with a mjc: helloooooooo our lovely audience! we have a lovely show cooked up for you tonight, isn't that right, John?

John, sitting at some dumb talk show host desk: that's right, june! hope you guys are hungry!

June: i bet they're starving! better have your epipen and/or conditional immortality ready be cause we're going to get nutty!

[Cuts to a band of Egberts waiting patiently to the side, the one manning the drums poorly executing a rimshot.]

[Pans to audience of Egberts laughing and clapping because they're the target audience and also huge dorks].

[reeses-epic-blog]

Ultimate John/June concept sprites.

Mine

https://x.com/SpookoWooko/status/1824845562606489888

https://x.com/ilovedogboys/status/1753885487473774695

https://x.com/happygnome0729/status/1824539120133345766

[derseprinceoftbd]

Which will June be?

An Ultimate Self

A Hell-Tier

They're the same, so she'll be both

They're the same, but she won't be either

She won't be either

They're different, and she'll be bot

Voting ended onMar 31, 2025

[goodeguy]

~ULTIMATE JOHN~

made myself an ult john design it's based off of someone else's own ult john design, tho i don't remember the artist's name, but i rlly fucked with it a lot

doodles (ft. his weapon the meathammer + typing quirks)

i like to think as now as a robot from the meat timeline, he doesn't have a voice box yet. so he only communicates through robotic sounds and emoticons i don't have an official backstory for him sadly lol, but that he's from the meat timeline

[cloudkind-deactivated]

Some more Johnbot draws + axe

Guys with the way HBC is going i don't think Rose is still in John's corner, or just in his corner in the most convoluted way possible