OKAY hey I'm the peep who secretly calls USS Motherfucker 'USS Gouda Way' but today I realized I could be calling it 'USS Gouda WHEY' aND I'M NOW DYING INSIDE BECAUSE IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GO ULTIMATE PUN
DFGHGHF OHH MYY GODDD
LACTOSE: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER. ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW CYBORGS, TO SEEK OUT CRAZY SHIT AND EXPLODE IT, TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO CHEESE HAS GONE BEFORE. THIS…. IS ITS STORY
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