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Hi! So I saw this idea from another's blog's ask (credits to the OG idea to Hyper anon) and decided to present the idea to you as well! ^^

Basically, the cookies can see through the reader's camera and think the characters they're cosplaying as are different entities. While they think the reader on their own is "The Caretaker", they will also think the characters the reader is cosplaying as to be different gods that the reader has contact with.

So, my request is; What do you think it would be the cookies reactions (cookies of your choosing ofc) when they see The Baker!Cosplayer!Reader accidentally appearing into the crk world and have the reader appear as one of the characters they were cosplaying as? (For example; you have "The knight", the cookies believe this is a god of war and they pray to this "god" to have strength and power for the battle)

Oh yeah i think i remember seeing the request ur talking about.

The cookies see these characters and believes them to be gods. And there are probably multiple of them the cookies see. The Knight is one, and cookies preparing for battle pray to this god. I can imagine the Dark Cacao kingdom having a small shrine dedicated to them, and they frequently pray for both strength to make it through tough weather conditions and battle.

Of course, there are also costumes they see as more evil. Maybe one day the reader decided to dress as a malicious and intimidating looking villain. Of course, most of the cookies get frightened when they see this and believe it to be a bad omen. Though, The cookies of Darkness and the cookies who are villains in the narrative find delight in seeing this god. After all, this god would most likely represent evil and violence.

There are multiple gods that the cookies believe see from the screen, from wizards, to villains, to heroes. (I feel like cookies would freak if they saw you were dressed as a witch)

Yet, the one dubbed as "The Caregiver" is likely most of the cookie's favorite. This god represents neutrality, and they care for all cookies no matter how good or evil. They emanate a sort of warmth to all cookies, and some say those who witness them are blessed with good luck.

So, for the cookies' reactions, it depends who your cosplaying as. If your dressed as "The Knight" or any other god that represents good, they'll worship you, giving you gifts and kneeling at your feet. They beg of you to wish them luck and fortune.

If you're dressed as a villain, things go south fast. Cookies avoid your line of sight, panicking and hiding away. However, if you manage to meet any of the narrative's "evil" cookies, they'll be overjoyed. Hell, Pomegranate cookie begins to treat you like she does to Dark Enchantress cookie. These cookies worship you, endlessly praise you, and obey your every command.

However, it's a shock for both sides to find that, there isn't multiple gods. It's just you, The Caregiver, dressing up as them for fun. I think their reactions would be more positive and they would admire you even more. The gods they believed were real was just one god all along, and they think you hold all the strength, wisdom, and kindness that the other gods represented. The worship would get worse, honestly. Unless you manage to convince them that you aren't a god, just a mortal having fun cosplaying, the cookies cater to your every needs. They need to make sure their ultimate god is safe and comfortable after all. Let them show you what they have to offer you for your kindness and care towards them!

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Umbrella Fans

Send in an ask with a little bit about yourself and I’ll pair you with an umbrella academy character

This could be fun :)

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When you get canon autistic representation in a show you like! ☂️ (i used to be pink umbrella, but the apple update made the umbrella purple.)

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Ooooooooh I love it! Great now i wanna send this in as a genuine request of your requests are open...y/n can be timid or not depending on what you wanna do but still want twist where y/n was only crowned ruler so there is an excuse for y/n to stay in the castle and be cared for/watched over by all the cookies...like to expand and explain more...cookies claimed y/n is their ruler when in reality, the cookies are the ones making up laws/creating rules, doing all the stuff rulers do and y/n's job is just to sit there with their little crown, that the cookies made sure was very comfy for y/n, and accept affection and attention from the cookies lmao!

(Also now I can't help but imagine in a funny scenario like this...to give an example of what I had in mind lol...

Some bad guy cookie...maybe DE or shadow milk...will call em bad cookie as place holder:

Bad cookie: MWAHAHAHAHA!

*all the cookies panic!*

Gingerbrave: OH NO! IT'S (insert name!)

Bad cookie: IM HERE TO TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM-

*cookies still panic...some readying to fight and others running for their lives and others just having zero clue what to do!*

Bad cookie: -AND TAKE Y/N FOR MYSELF!

*Suddenly, all the cookies froze...and slowly turn to the bad cookie, all going dead quiet. The kingdom became so quiet, you could hear a pin drop.*

Bad cookie: what the-?

*suddenly, all the cookies whip out various weapons...either their signature weapons or torches and pitchforks.*

Gingerbrave: you messed up the moment y/n's name left your mouth....CHARGE!

*all the cookies of the kingdom absolutely SWARM the bad cookie.*

Bad cookie, not expecting all the cookies to share a braincell: SON OF A- OH DEAR WITCHES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Bad cookie screams in terror as they are now in the middle of a giant horde of angry cookies.*

Meanwhile...

Y/n: *was gaming...suddenly heard a little noise.* what was that?

Strawberry, who was sent to y/n earlier to distract them from the chaos outside: that was probably just the wind...say, how about we do this level next?)

And late reply is ok! I know life gets busy sometimes lol!

Kay i love this idea it made me laugh a little-

Have a short fic!

As you placed down another card on the table from your deck, you couldn't help but wonder. Is this all a ruler does? All the stories you’ve read about kings and queens usually had them attend to important affairs or run their kingdom. After becoming a ruler yourself, you found out that there wasn’t much you needed to do in the first place. All you really did was sit there and look pretty. Your friends, the Ancient cookies, who ruled their own kingdom, did more than you. They were more involved with actually running their kingdom. And you did practically nothing.

You were snapped out of your thoughts when Pure Vanilla cookie said it was your turn again. Looking up at him, you saw him smiling at you with his deck of cards in his hands. He had an excellent poker face when it came to these sorts of games, you had learned. He always kept a gentle smile no matter what. You didn’t know whether it was an intimidation tactic or because he genuinely enjoyed playing these types of games.

You placed a card from your deck down on the table and took a few seconds to glance out of the window right in front of both you and Pure Vanilla cookie. It was a beautiful day. The vibrant blue sky, clear of any clouds, caused the sunlight to shine onto you and Pure Vanilla cookies from the window. You could hear birds chirping and leaves gently rustling from the light breeze.

As Pure Vanilla cookie had just placed down his card a sound made you perk up. It was quiet at first, but it grew louder as the source seemed to come closer to where you were. It almost sounded like..screaming? You looked out the window, searching for the noise. You were worried and confused. Was everything okay? Did something happen? Were people in danger? It wasn’t long until you saw what was happening.

Licorice cookie, with Bat-Cat and Choco Werehound Brute close behind, were all screaming and running from something. They just ran by, screaming their lungs out. A horde of cookies followed, yelling and brandishing their weapons. As they chased, you noticed and recognized them as almost all of the cookies in your kingdom, with Gingerbrave and his friends leading the charge. Heck, even some of the children such as Pancake and Cherry cookie were trailing along in the very back, but were determined to catch up.

As the horde passed, you could only sit in a state of shock with Pure Vanilla cookie, looking out the window with raised eyebrows while you attempted to process what you had just seen.

“Oh my. Seems as if that cookie caused quite the stir.”

Pure Vanilla said after a few seconds of stunned silence from the sight both he and you had just witnessed. However, his voice was as soft and tranquil as it always was.

“Well, Gingerbrave and the rest seem to have the situation under control.”

Pure Vanilla cookie then placed down a new card on the table, smiling at you with closed eyes as if nothing happened.

“Why don’t we continue from where we left off.”

BONUS

Licorice cookie scowled, muttering complaints as he brushed the leaves off of his robes. Bat-Cat and Choco Werehound Brute followed him, looking shaken up from their previous experience. Licorice cookie and his companions had narrowly escaped the insane cookies' anger. They had ran into the nearby forest on the outskirts of the kingdom, losing the horde in the trees. Now, they all trudged, defeated and shaken, back to the castle. Dark Enchantress cookie won’t be pleased, and Licorice was sure Pomegranate cookie would rub his loss in his face once he got back. The thought made him grip his bone scythe tighter in anger.

He may have failed to indoctrinate you into the Cookies of Darkness this time, but he promised he would get to you before Pomegranate cookie.

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Hello, I like your yandere self aware crk stuff, and I've been thinking of an idea.

A baker y/n that lands in beast yeast when the five beasts were first baked, y/n landed in the forest of beast yeast and wandered onto mystic flours pagoda first.

They're more confused then anything, as they're more level headed (this y/n is more calm), and meets mystic flour when she only has a few followers, and they wait in line and when they're last to meet the divine cookie, they don't wish for anything, just ask questions on where they are and a simple conversation and leave.

Then y/n stumbles on shadow milks area, and meets the virtue of knowledge, striking up a conversation and leaving, not asking for wisdom or anything. And this goes on with y/n wandering around beast yeast, meeting the 5 heroes and just talking with them before leaving, making the 5 cookies interested (and for some reason they want this non cookie more.....and more).

Then fast forward to the beasts becoming corrupted, and y/n walks to the ivory pagoda and notices nobody there, no lines....ONLY flour, and y/n knocks on the doorway into the pagoda and asks if MF is OK, only to see her appearance is different. Y/n gets bad feelings and slowly leaves, and this repeats for the other 4 beasts before y/n just high tails it for the fairie kingdom

kay so sorry for answering this after soo long 😭

hmm this idea is cool. I don't have a complete grasp of how the Beast cookies play out in my baker au yet but I do like this idea. The thought of the baker being this being that has been around since the beasts can open up so many doors to different scenarios of how the baker has been spending time in Earthbread. Also with the baker knowing and befriending the beasts before their corruption and witnessing the effects of the corruption of their beast friends and possibly even aiding in their imprisonment. And then when the beasts are released into the world after so many years, i can imagine the baker being frightened and doing anything they can to get away from the beast cookies and actively traveling from place to place to avoid being found.. but of course, the beasts will find them in the end.

A lot of possibilities with this. Thanks for asking this!

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Hello 🤗 just wanted to say I really love your work, and I have a request (if requests are closed and I didn't see, then I apologize)

I was wondering if you could write some romantic yandere head canons with shadow milk cookie (or if you are able to write for burning spice cookie and mystic Flour, you can add them too) with a corrupted beast! Reader who is like nightmare moon from my little pony?

The reader has her personality, the same hair, the horn and the wings etc. and their castle/palace is in the middle of the forest, all day everyday is night. And when the beasts + reader get imprisoned, you could maybe write how the reader was instead imprisoned in the moon (like the show, y'know?)

It's a lot, ik, and you can ignore this if it's too much or not descriptive enough. Have a good day/night 👋

Okay so I haven't seen mlp so I'll try my best to get their personality right.

You were imprisoned with the beast after their corruption, the witches forcing them to watch as extra punishment for their actions.

First off, Shadow Milk cookie would be PISSED that the witches had imprisoned you in the moon, far far away from his prison in the Silver Tree.

If you were going to be trapped, it should have been with him!

He had screamed your name, fought in his cage, extending his arm out as if he could somehow reach you.

Alas, you were sealed within the moon, forced away from him and the other beasts.

Years passed, and while you were never corrupted like your friends when you were imprisoned, you were forced to watch the world go on without you.

It caused you to grow bitter, resentful of the cookies beneath you. They were able to live on, to enjoy their life while you were forced to helplessly watch.

You had eventually become corrupted, vowing to cover the sky in eternal night and bring misery and pain to all. If you couldn't be happy, no one could.

You waited, seethed, plotted your eventual return.

And your patience paid off.

Shadow Milk cookie was the first to break free from the tree, freeing the other beasts in the process.

Of course, he didn't forget about you. When he burst out of the giant split in the tree, he looked up at the moon.

A huge smile spread across his face. He could practically feel your misery, your indignance, your ever burning rage.

Oh, this was going to be a show for the AGES!

After Shadow Milk cookie's first attempt at retrieving his soul jam failed, he switched gears.

He decided to lay low for a bit, gather his faithful followers to put on a new show that was sure to not fail!

And you were one on his stars.

Of course, freeing you would be no problem for him. While the magic containing you in the moon was weaker than the magic that contained the beast into the Silver Tree, he knew you couldn't escape all on your own.

And so, with a sprinkle of magic from him to boast your strength, you had felt the constrictive chains holding you down break.

You had emerged, spreading your dark wings out as your gave a hardened stare towards Shadow Milk cookie.

"Ooooh!~ I looove the new look! Ah, me and the others always knew dabbling in a little darkness would do you some good. And, by the looks of it, we were right, of course we were!"

"I see you've become even more insufferable then when I last saw you."

"Sheesh, grumpy pants! Have some appreciation. I AM the reason you're finally free, am I not?!"

"..."

"See! Now, c'mon, come closer to me, my dazzling star!"

"No."

He is EXTREMELY clingy. Whenever he's around you, he's always touching you in some way. Interlocked arms or even sitting on your shoulders when he's feeling especially cocky.

He finds amusement in your seriousness and stoicism. He likes to purposefully annoy you to get a reaction out of you.

He is around you 24/7, trailing along with his boisterous voice as you try to find a way to get some peace. Of course, he won't allow that.

Life in the Spire of Deceit isn't the worst. Just extremely boring. You are forced to wait as Candy Apple cookie lures those worthless ants here in order to steal back his Soul Jam, and completely reign his full power.

You constantly voice your complaints, growing increasingly agitated as more time passes.

"Why do we need your full strength back to plunge the world in eternal darkness?! In fact, if we do it now, when they least expect it, it will be easier to take back the other half of your Soul Jam. There is NO POINT for this useless waiting!"

"Aww, is my stunning little nightmare still a little cranky from their thousand year slumber?~ We will make eternal night right after I take back what’s rightfully mine, mkay? Besides, I got a REAL good performance planned, I pinky promise it'll be entertaining!"

"...As long as it doesn't take long."

"See!~ I knew you'd come around!"

He likes to dance with you under the stars. You two perfectly in sync, the cracked moon above a reminder of your freedom. Whispers of deceit flow gently through the breeze of the eternal night.

While you two have very different personalities, you can compromise with shared goals. Bringing utter chaos and darkness to Earthbread.

The Beast of Deceit curls himself around his star, his actor, his dazzling nightmare, as inferno of chaos beneath burns bright. All of those pesky gnats fall to their knees at their feet, bright blue strings around their limbs compelling them to crumple forward. Darkness, as black as tar, expands through the sky, shielding the sun's light from ever reaching the surface. Shadow Milk cookie cackles manically, grasping you tighter than ever, for you two had finally won.

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Hey so sorry if request are closed but I didn't see anything that said that they are so I came here for a crk aware au where player thinks the phone screen is to small so they decided the tv would be the greatest choose so they can see everything that goes on in their house!

playing Crk on the tv would be absolutely crazy.

But if even if u somehow managed to do that, but for my personal au the cookies cant see the other side of the screen. They can’t see anything through the screen and can only see that changed the player makes to their world if that makes sense.

But, for this ask specific ask, let’s says they can. With u playing Crk on the tv, they have a good view of whatever room ur in as well as a full view of u. They’ll probably won’t behave differently, letting u play the game with them subtly dropping hints that they can see u. However, some cookies can get jealous if they see u spend time with anyone else in ur world. They’ll get more jealous of ur friends than family. Namely the cookies of darkness are currently plotting about how to bring u into their world. There are mixed opinions about this idea from other cookies. Some approve of the idea, but some also think it’s best to enjoy the fact that they can see u rather than risk your safety by bringing u with them.

But yeah, thanks for the ask!

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Since the last one made you laugh...I now return with more!

*a few weeks after that attempt and when pomegranate goes to try to capture y/n...*

Dark enchantress: *waiting for her...wondering why it's taking a lot longer than they thought it would.*

Licorice: grrr...stupid cookies...stupid-

*suddenly, door swings open and pomegranate is standing there...hyperventilating and looking like she had ran through the oven 17 times in a row...battered and bruised. She then started to collapse-*

Dark enchantress and licorice: OH MY WITCHES!

*dark enchantress swoops over and catches her.*

Dark enchantress: oh...oh pomegranate...who did this to you?

Pomegranate, coughing: it...was...the cookies. They...they are...so protective of y/n...they...they were visiting a cake shop and I...I approached and...all I did was shake their hand...then...the cookies...the cookies went nuts! They...were like piranhas...and I...was the...unfortunate prey...I was lucky...to escape with my life.

*she passes out and dark enchantress is in pure shock. Who knew a whole kingdom could go crazy over a single cookie?*

Dark Enchantress cookie watched Pomegranate cookie with a deep frown as she noticed the smallest glimpse of bandages around the loyal cookie's arms and legs. She even limped only slightly when she walked, but did her best to hide it and push through. Licorice had been bugging her about her loss capture you since she had returned from her failed mission. The two made jabs to each other about their own failures.

It seemed indoctrinating you into the cookies of darkness was going to be harder than she thought. She needed a way to separate you from those cookies….