Stupid lightsaber poll! Vote for the bestworst of Star Wars’s dumb/weird lightsaber variants
The gunsaber (Rebels. Rip, only good thing in this poll)
INQUISICOPTOR (Rebels. Rest in piss, Mary Poppins)
Lightwhips! (Misc. #1 way to die in SW: behead yourself with your plasma slinky)
Lightsaber Umbrella! Umbrellasaber! (Visions. Madlad shit)
Lord Nyax’s lightsaber knifesuit (Legends:Rebel Stand. AKA the plasma porcupine)
Lightsaber TONFAS (Legends:TFU. Exactly what you think it is holy shit why)
Sith Rey’s Swiss Army Knife saber (TRoS. It’s a nightmare vision for a reason)
Kyle Ron’s saber vents (Sequel trilogy. Why isn’t that an actual crossguard?
Padawan Obi Wan’s nunchuck-rope-lightknife thingy (Canon comics. It’s real)
Jocasta Nu’s actual lightsabergun (Vader comics. Melts after (1) use)
Did I miss something? Tell me, pictures if you can!
EDIT: Anon has informed me that Obi Wan’s weapon is a meteor hammer, which is pretty cool!
For the uninitiated:
Gunsaber
Inquisicoptor
Lightwhip
Umbrellasaber
Lightsaber knifesuit
Lightsaber tonfas
Swiss Army Knife Saber
Weird saber vents
Obi-Wan’s meteor hammer thingy
Jocasta Nu lightsabergun