Watching SU for the first time: Season 2 ep 7~12
(Episode numbers according to Wikipedia)
Rising Tides, Crashing Skies
-Fuck, it’s a Ronaldo episode.
-”Jenny: Intimidating teenage girl”
-I mean why does he even talk like that
-STEVEN HAS LIKE A HUNDRED SAME SHIRTS
-”The entire planet will become”
what? “janked”?
-PEARL USES HER GEM AS A FLASHLIGHT
-PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
-”cornered”... NOT
IMMA GO STRAIGHT UP THIS WALL BITCHES
IT’S EVEN MORE FUNNY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF THIS
(it’s star wars rebels btw)
-I DON’T LIKE THE BACKGROUND MUSIC
-O SHIT IT’S THE FORCED FUSION CLIP I SAW WAY BACK ON YOUTUBE
-HOW DID THIS EPISODE GO FROM FOLDING LAUNDRY TO THIS
-WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
-IMAGINE IF THOSE WERE HUMANS, THIS WOULD BE SOME FRANKENSTEIN HUMAN CENTIPEDE SHIT WITH BODY PARTS OF SEVERAL DEAD PEOPLE MASHED TOGETHER
-”her fingers were too fast for us”
uhhhh I’ll just
leave that be
-those are mismatched socks
-PEARL DID YOU SHOW OFF ON PURPOSE
-FUCKING PEARL AND HER ISSUES
-Pearl: “STAY AWAY FROM MY ROSE”
-when I grow up I want to be peacefully ALONE
-HOW IS STEVEN NOT DROWNING YET
-Lightyear measures distance, not time.
-DAMN RIGHT YOU GUYS LOOK EXHAUSTED
-*grits teeth* ”cause I’m always relaxed”
-Steven falls asleep way more easily than I do. He also has some very weird dreams.
why is she crying&puking water and why is she the only colorful thing in this dream of black and white
-On another note I once dreamed that I was trying to kill myself so I jumped off a building and broke my legs but it didn’t work so I ran to a shop grabbed a knife and started stabbing myself in the neck and my head almost came off but I was still alive and that was the most fucked up dream I ever had
-WHY IS SHE BEAMING UP HER DREAM ANYWAY
-PEARL HAS SOME VERY WEIRD DREAMS TOO
-BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS EATING THIS VERY SOUR CANDY WHILE WATCHING THIS AND I CHOKED ON IT AND NOW MY THROAT IS BURNING
-ARE LAPIS AND JASPER, LIKE, CONNECTED TO EITHER ENDS OF A CHAIN AND THEY’RE CONTINUOUSLY FIGHTING OVER CONTROL OF MALACHITE
-WELL THAT’S VERY DISTURBING
-”and I might have some issues I need to work out” believe me, it’s not that bad.
-PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HSDFHKASKH PERIDOT PERIDOT PERIDOT
-wait wait wait wait wait wait wait doesn’t that mean everyone on earth who’s watching TV has seen Peridot’s broadcast
-ain’t that the place Sugilite wrecked in Season 1
-Pearl I get that you’re happy (for some reason) but why are you crying all of a sudden
-I SAW A PIC OF THAT WHEN I LOOKED UP SOMETHING ABOUT BILL CIPHER IDEK WHY
-SO SHE;S A FUSION OF PEARL AND GARENT
-WTF THEY FORMED DORITO METTATON
-SINCE WHEN WERE EITHER OF THEM SO DRAMATIC
-SHE DID A 360 WITH HER UPPER BODY
-HOW THE HELL IS SALTY BIRD STICK+SQUARE MOM=BAD JOKES DORITO METTATON
-WELL I AM GLAD TO SEE ARNET AND PEARL HAPPY AND ALL BUT WHERE THE HELL DID THAT PERSONALITY EVEN COME FROPM
-WHERE DID THE BOWTIE EVEN COME FROM
-That cactus looks like Peridot crashed into it
-That doesn’t look like Peridot...
-PLOT TWIST it was Pearl all along she just wanted to fuse with Garnet more often
-Pearl. You’re not very good at lying.
-(But what is the real Peridot doing?)
-I have a bad feeling about this. The last time Amethyst and Garnet fused, they were in a good mood, yet things still went overboard. This time Garnet’s cross and Amethyst’s uncomfortable. This cannot turn out well.
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME AMETHYST YOU’RE IN A FUCKING CARTOON YOURSELF
-Here in Korea motels are generally considered to be... unhealthy... places... where... grownups... cheat... on... people.
-RUBY IS LIKE ANGER FROM INSIDE OUT
-SHE IS ANGER FROM INSIDE OUT
”Can’t you see I’m completely engulfed with rage?”
-Ruby is rambling UNDER A POOL and Steven’s like wtf
-RUBY EVAPORATED THE FUKKIN POOL
-THE RESTAURANT IS LITERALLY CALLED THE BEST DINER IN THE WORLD
-I’m surprised she hasn’t burned her seat already
I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME BABY
-aww they’re cute together
