I need a fanfic where there's a love triangle between Luigi, Bowser, and King Boo, but it's an actual geometrically accurate triangle like
it would be really chaotic because of the characters present, and everyone would be in distress because once bowser and King boo realize they got a crush on luigi they get into some sort of rivalry that quickly turn into king boo and Bowser falling in love with Eachother, meanwhile Luigi is heavily questioning his sanity because "why did I have to fall in love with TWO incredibly dangerous people that have not hesitated to hurt me, my friends, and my family, how am I gonna tell this to ANYONE"
And yeah in the end they become a polycule













