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[ritzi-nicki-blog]

unbearablelaw replied to your post:“Parkour!”       Proceeds to trip down a couple...

nicki pls this isn’t the office

streetsteel replied to your post: “Parkour!”       Proceeds to trip down a couple...

i ain’t paying the hospital bill

“You guys are a bunch’a ol’ buttweeds.”

[ritzi-nicki-blog]

     Don’t. Move. Not a muscle. Not a sound.

--- The car jolting around from side to side made is extremely hard for the young Trainer to keep quiet, and a couple of times, she had to push her hand against her mouth to contain a muffled ‘eep!’ of a cry.

Okay, so maybe she shouldn’t have stowed away in the backseat of the Chief’s car after being given explicit instructions to stay behind. And maybe she should have listened when he told her it was more than likely going to be a dangerous mission. And maybe, just maybe, she should have listened to the little squeaks from Ritz that seemed to say ‘Stay home’. 

But it was too late for ‘should haves’ now, wasn’t it?

     As the car took a rather sharp turn, Nicki and Ritz found themselves flung to the side with a loud thumping noise. After all,sitting behind the front seats of the car meant no seat belts.

[streetsteelarchive]

"Thirty, hmm? Pretty sure I can find you a nice walker to shuffle around in, even with those little tennis balls on the bottom. Maybe the police will be nice and let you speed past them, yeah?"

“Fuck off, old man. What are you anyway? 60?”Jay no. Jay stop right away. This is bad for your health.

[streetsteelarchive]

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with the totally not cool @unbearablelaw

[ritzi-nicki-blog]

“ Ah, but’cha haven’t taken a job in weeks, Mr. Baxter! C’mon, all ya do is munch on donuts an’ yell at people like a grouchy ol’ man when they land on your car! “

     She pouted. “ Please, Boss, Ritz an’ I’ll help ya out! We promise not t’ get in yer way, an’ besides: ain’t bein’ a detective’s all about helping folk out? How’re ya gonna help if you don’t do anything? “

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[ @unbearablelaw ] 

What’s a guy to do when he’s gone and found a Teddieursa that was seemingly alone. Only for the trainer of the pokemon to come soon after, as soon as the adorable bear was being curiously held in the Frogadier’s hands. Cranking his head up at the stranger, Harvey would softly croak before asking. “I’d...assume this is yours mister?”

[lionfangedaa]

unbearablelaw replied to your post:bear vs. lion: which will win

does this mean we get to see cairo wrestle a bear because I would pay to see that

if baxter tries to blackmail mandy, then we might see it indeed :’)

[lionfangedaa]

bear vs. lion: which will win