#uncle butt

[muirelo]

happy chor yat ^^

[muirelo]

every bun is different. but equal in the eyes of uncle butt

[muirelo]

caught a shiny palkia yesterday nd decided to pose them (in the 祂sense) w my old man puppy. look theyre bffs

[muirelo]

can we see the puppy....

YOU MAY!

[muirelo]

good morning mutuals look at my sleeby boy

[twxstedfae]

cxcophvny​:

You little– Didn’t I tell you not to open my mail?  

....I stared at it and it was just calling my name. I couldn’t resist. ...I love you.

[thedevilismybff-blog]

Why call your SO a boring term of endearment like “honey” or “bae” when instead you could refer to them as something hilarious like “Uncle Butt” or “fart goblin” instead.