#uncle crowsting

[corvidprompts]

Hello! Would you like approximately one knife?

i would like many knives

all of them in fact

uncle commentary: i can’t do much with my eyebrows either

[corvidprompts]

Life is but a black hole of pain and lonliness disguised as contenment.

as an eldritch being, i live in that void. just like you do, but aware. ready. for. c o n s u m e

uncle commentary:(he’s trying to trap me hands to stop me from typing)

[corvidprompts]

How many crows does it take to change a lightbulb??

we do not require light

uncle commentary: crowsted in the dark!

[corvidprompts]

hello, uncle man, do you want some roadkill

uncle commentary: don’t you have anything to say to that?

[corvidprompts]

Is the world ready for a corn dog eatin' veggie?

what

i 

listen you guys have weird taste in food. please i am an eldritch being of the void. i consume all with no distinction. I don’t want to know what is really in food okay. let me enjoy things in peace.

seriously

uncle commentary: (he showed me a picture of a prawn market)

[corvidprompts]

THEY DONT HAVE HANDS AND IM CRYING

who is this and why are you coming to me about this problem. birds don’t have hands. im typing this with my beak. this was insensitive.

uncle commentary: what

[corvidprompts]

Oh honourable crow I regally greet you honourable uncle. *loud greeting screeches*

SCREECH

uncle commentary:i’m not prolific like you. no don’t- help! i’m being crowsted. in person.

[corvidprompts]

Tentacle-anon again: I could plant some flowers to commemorate the occasion! Are you a fan of eye-drangeas or nose bushes?

eye-drangeas because that’s closest to dragons. you are a plague upon this plane of existence.

uncle commentary: (he’s refusing to look at me)