#get crowsted

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D E S C E N D

into the void? into hell? into your mom

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Bagged milk's charm comes from it being a jiggly mess. How else are you supposed to pour your breakfast cereal correctly? Obviously milk, cereal, bowl THEN the pure essence of the curse that is craft glitter.

i can’t even crowst this because it’s fucking hilarious

good on you man this was nice

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hey. hey crow. how to stop cat from scream.

step one: allow them to scream. they are warning you

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What do you know? You come from he land of BAGGED MILK!

ignorant fool. i live in the west. bagged milk is an eastern canadian thing and everyone knows easterners are confused hybrids of the void and despair. perhaps you should take a cultural studies course. or simply acknowledge your inferiority and disappear.

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tell your uncle *loud screams of horror followed by chainsaw sounds on a deck*

i did tell him this one before he left and his answer was horrified giggling

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Hello! Would you like approximately one knife?

i would like many knives

all of them in fact

uncle commentary: i can’t do much with my eyebrows either

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Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, ergo draco maledicte, ut ecclesiam tuam secura, tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos!

WAILS

hey fuck you dichead. i’m an eldritch horror not a demon

my uncle has taken his leave for the night! thanks all for playing with us! i’m going to solo clear everything from the inbox okay

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I just wanna say that you're(autocorrect tried to make that torture I don't know what happened) amazing and I'm gonna be a birb witch for the Month of Spook

AMAZING AND TORTURE ARE BOTH ACCURATE, SO FEAR NOT

I SUPPORT YOU DEAR ANON, IN YOUR ENDEVOUR TO BE BOTH MAGIC AND OF THE AVIAN VARIETY. YOU TOO, CAN ASCEND