#uncle dick

[batfam-imagines]

Headcannons for being Jason Todd's daughter?

- You were actually the one to find Jason. He was injured after a fight with Black Masks thugs, and you managed to drag his unconscious body to an abandoned building where you hunker down until it’s safe.

- When Red Hood wakes up you refuse to leave his side. He was one of the few vigilantes the people of Crime Alley could count on, and you’d be damned if he died on your watch. So you helped drag him home, patched him up, and watched over him as he slept it off.

- When Red Hood finally woke up, he decides that you can stay (He can’t really make you leave, so he just accepts that you’re staying).He tells you that his name is Jason, and the two of you make dinner together.

- You and Jason move to a new apartment (Still in Crime Alley, of course), but this one’s bigger, it gives you your own room. Jason helps you decorate the new room, and buys actual furniture for the living room and kitchen. He even takes you out to get a whole new wardrobe, and to enroll in school, because “School is important, Y/N. You need to know when to put down the sword and pick up the pen.”

- Even though you never had any real intention of living with a vigilante, now that you are: you want to learn how to fight. Jason’s resistant at first, he doesn’t want you drawn into the same life he was. Eventually you manage to convince him to give you basic weapons training, and to teach you the various fighting styles he learned in his travels. He even taught you about bombs and poisons as you got better at everything else.

- Jason tries to keep you from the rest of his family. The longer you two live together the more he sees you as his daughter. He doesn’t want Bruce to claim that he’s unstable and try to take you from him.

- He also tries to stop you from going on patrol with him, but that doesn’t work either. After the fifth time Jason finds you tailing him on patrol, he decides to help you make a costume and identity, and the two of you start patrolling together.

- Jason always makes sure that the two of you eat dinner together. It becomes a tradition, no matter what the two of you have going on: school, patrol, missions, even family drama - you and Jason eat dinner together. 

- When Dick, Tim, and Damian finally find out about you, they start coming around the apartment more. At first, Jason is completely against it, but slowly the three brothers start coming over more, worming their way into your lives. They start coming over for movie nights, and they drop by for patrol.

- Soon Jason, or Dad whenever you two are in the apartment, introduces you to his “Favorite Sister”. Cass, who’s only back for a little while to catch up with family and track down a lead for one of her cases. She spends almost all of her time at the apartment, getting to know you and quickly becoming your favorite of Jason’s siblings.

- Aunt Cass starts teaching you sign language while she’s in Gotham, and Jason continues the education when she leaves (because of course he knows sign language, he speaks like 5 languages fluently, and knows bits-and-pieces of 12 others including a few alien languages). You and Cass keep in contact even when she goes back to China. The two of you video-chat at least once a week, and sometimes Jason joins in on the conversation, always proud of any progress you’ve made.

- You and Bruce don’t meet until you’ve been living with Jason for at least a year and a half. And when you do, the first thing Bruce does is try to take you from your Dad. It turns into a Civil War. All of Jason’s siblings fight Bruce, Cass flies back to Gotham, even Alfred goes against Bruce to get you back with Jason.

- Surprisingly, it’s Dick who freaks out the most the first time you bring a boy home. “You’re too young! You aren’t ready to date! Do you know what boys expect their girlfriends to do? Sex things!! They expect sex things! Jason, you can’t condone your daughter doing sex things!” “Uncle Dick, I’m 16. If I want to date I can, and plus I’m not going to have sex with him. Not until I’m ready” “I trust my daughter, Dick. I know she’ll do what’s best for herself, and I trust her to talk to me if anything happens. Right, peanut?” “Right, Dad!”

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[jeffcbliss]

Rick Nielsen of Cheap Trick, with the infamous lookalike guitar known as “Uncle Dick” - LA Fleet Week; San Pedro, CA (8-30-19). @cheaptrick @CheapTrickRick

Photo: Jeff Bliss

[90smovies]

Twin Peaks

[dcxdpdabbles]

Please do more of of the super Robin!! Only if you want to, of course, but I really want to see more of everyone at the dinner, losing their minds while Tim, Kon, and Danny just bask in it. I especially want to see more of Alfred being sassy because that is the funniest part for me.

Somehow, Danny is not only half Kryptonian but also a meta-human. Tim may not have developed the gene; it was somewhere in his family tree- Tim personally thinks it's on his mother's side- that skipped the super genius and implanted itself into his son.

Tim detected the meta-gene while running basic tests on the clone when he was first created. He was still determining which of Danny's abilities were the meta part of himself since so many previous powers he has shown were Kryptonian.

Everyone was on high alert, waiting with barely held breath for Danny's powers to unlock. It made Kon a bit angsty, always watching his son with tight-rung tension whenever he tripped or stumbled.

Not that he was upset Danny was a meta, but he's seen plenty of meta's while in the field that usually caused such destruction because none were prepared for their powers. Especially since most meta's powers are unlocked under severe tension and life-threatening moments.

He wanted what was best for his boy. Tim, on the other hand, handled fatherhood in a more relaxed and snarky but loving point of view. Danny would randomly start flying through their house, with Kon walking underneath him in case he fell and shout, "To the stars, my spaceman!" while sipping coffee, finding it hilarious how his usually smug husband was reduced to a mother-hen.

Danny responded by making rocket ship sounds and soaring a little faster, and Kon fretted a bit more. Tim could spend the rest of his life watching them.

That didn't mean he would, seeing as life needed to move forward, and being a father didn't mean he stopped being Tim. They needed some time for being a couple as well.

This is why they contacted Tim's siblings to ask for a favor one weekend in late spring.

Dick had agreed to watch his nephew and littlest brother- Jarro- while Tim and Kon went on a romantic getaway weekend. It was a test run for the two men's honeymoon that was set to be in about six months, while also a chance for Danny to bond with his family.

Their elopement had been rather rushed, and Danny running around made it hard for them to actually have time as a couple after their marriage. Tim had created their child in a grief induce craze after all.

Kon insisted that Tim included every possible test result and likely meta-gene sighting in the binder they left that held everything Dick needed to know about Danny. It was a sizeable three-inch binder, organized by several tabs and sheets, which took Dick a whooping hour and a half to get through, but he will read every single sentence because he loves his nephew.

He's currently mid-way on "Passtime and approved hobbies." Kon had written five times that crime fighting and sneaking out to take photos was not child age-appropriate, but Tim added, "If he has an uncle or aunt with him, it's fine" in Parathas.

"Watch this!" Jarro crowed, springing in place before flinging himself across Dick's living room in a rapid side-ways spin. "Ninja-Star!

Danny cheered from the floor, jumping up and down. "Ninja-Star! Ninja-Jarro!"

Dick grins, taking a quick video to send to Damian with the words They want to be like you."

He gets back a rapid Naturaly

Despite being a one-word reply, he knows that his brother is beaming somewhere on Gotham Acadmey's open field.

"Ice-mage!" Danny yells suddenly. Dick snaps his head up from his phone at once. Usually, when kids scream nonsense like that, it's make-believe, but with these two, it was best to be safe than sorry.

Yup, ice is now covering every inch of his living room floor. He winces, and there goes his safety deposit. "Danny, where did the ice come from"

"Duh Uncle Dick, it's my ice magic!" Danny calls back, sliding across the floor with a giggle. Jarro rides on his head, one little limb stretched out as he war cries.

Dick fights the urge to sigh. "I know that, darling. I meant did you make it with your freeze breath or?"

"I made it like this." Danny does a strnge twirling of his fingers over eacother before a ice slide appears at the end of the couch. Danny climbs over the arm rest to reach it and slide down, with a burst of more giggles.

Dick nods, humming in the back of his throat as he flips the binder to the back page and pens in "Ice-based meta gene."

He pauses at the sight of Alfred's neat and perfect penmenship with the words "Density shifting- Young Master Danny flouted down into the cave to help me clean. He's very well-mannered, likely from his Kent side. Heaven knows he didn't inherent it from this family."

Dick winces even more. He can practically hear Alfred's accented No one helps me in this damn house. He should go over tonight to redo the Batcave's invintory and maybe shine up the Batcars.

"Uncle Dick, can we watch Frozen!?"

After an excellent movie with his baby brother and little nephew.

[jeffcbliss]

Rick Nielsen of Cheap Trick, with the infamous lookalike guitar known as “Uncle Dick” - Fivepoint Amphitheatre; Irvine, CA (8-23-19).

Photo: Jeff Bliss

[zeno-obsessed]

Gather around imma tell you guys a story about one of the best men I have ever know

My uncle Dick was an amazing man. He is a veteran of the Koren War. I can’t remember a time he was ever mad at me, even even I backed into his truck. He looked dead at my dad and said, “Don’t you chew her out. It was an accident and she can back into that truck anytime she wants to.”

He kept a garden that produced so much more than it was supposed to. Anyone in the community knew they could come to him for food from his garden and he would give it to them no questions asked.

He loved Macy to death. He would always ask me how she was doing. He died the same week as her.

Uncle Dick was also one of the healthiest people I knew. He was on a strict diet at kept to it. It would put anyone to shame the way he stuck to it. Only half of his heart worked and him getting sick was very dangerous. Modern medicine kept him alive until a couple of months ago. When he got the flu.

Guys, my Uncle Died because of the flu. Please get your vaccines. It can save your life and it can keep people like my uncle dick alive and healthy to enjoy their families a little longer.

[gaidenrabbit-blog]

And some non-Bonnet things!

[irregodless]

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