Jul 1, 2025
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funniest line ever
highlights from my notes on twin peaks:
dale cooper autism moment-ing RIGHT away
dr. jacoby is so fucking weird...
norwegians are leaving (epic audrey moment)
mike is an awful penis head
catherine + ben fuckin freaky style
ALBERT IS HERE
dale rejects audrey (crowd cheers)
*points at harry* you are BISEXUAL - (this was right after the suit scene)
jacques is super dead
(my wife has been SHOT)
dale i fear your naivety may be showing
donna visits james in jail and is very horny about it
DALE COOPER WEAPONIZED AUTISM STARE
audrey prays to agent cooper
his ass is NOT listening
hank meets harry for his parole check-in and is a smug bitch
"you're every bit as lovely as laura said you were" DOOMED YURI
"i'll be here" yeah harold, you're agoraphobic
"preggers?" absolutely legendary line
HARRY STARTS GETTING HYPNOTIZED A LIL - GAY
jean wants dale to go to an abandoned amusement park at midnight alone (no red flags there)
GORDON COLE IS HERE !
dale knows he fucked up i think
yeah i think dale knows he fucked up royally
i fear ben horne is starting to crash the fuck out
YO DICK SAID "got a light?" (he's gonna set off the fire alarm)
yeah ben horne is crashing the fuck out
lana fucked him to death freaky style :(
DALE COOPER FLANNEL ERA
bobby is a dick to shelly and she slaps him (based)
then josie fuckin DIES
harry drunk depression era bc josie is dead as hell
harry returns to work :D he is wildly hung over - sure hope dale isn't evil about it
ben seems to be fighting back bad urges w/ raw carrots he pulls from his blazer
lucy spits wine in dick's face (cutely)
Just gay as hell
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Gordon: SO. WHO BROKE IT? I'M NOT MAD, I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
Dale: ...I did. I broke it.
Gordon: NO, NO YOU DIDN'T. ALBERT?
Albert: don't look at me, look at Truman!
Harry: what?! I didn't break it!
Albert: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
Harry: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Albert: suspicious.
Harry: no, it's not!
Lucy: if it matters, probably not, but Dick was the last one to use it.
Dick: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Hawk: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Dick: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
Dale: okay, let's not fight. I broke it. let me pay for it, Gordon.
Gordon: NO! WHO BROKE IT!?
Albert: deputy Andy has been awfully quiet...
Andy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Gordon: I BROKE IT. I BURNED MY HAND SO I PUNCHED IT.
Gordon: I PREDICT 10 MINUTES FROM NOW THEY'LL BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS WITH WARPAINT ON THEIR FACES AND A PIG HEAD ON A STICK.
Gordon:
Gordon: GOOD. IT WAS GETTING A LITTLE CHUMMY AROUND HERE.
i obviously need lucy to end up with andy by the end of twin peaks but kind of obsessed with this sleazy british guy who can’t stop yapping and upon finding out he knocked up a girl went “preggers? hm. ☹️” like he is such a character
Today's Tarot: Knight of Cups § PASSION - art by @benjaminmackey -
The most unrealistic part of Twin Peaks was that no one thought that this fucker was a homosexual
Richard "Dick" Tremayne