Dec 27, 2020
Poseidon: Nephew! What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Zagreus: Um, what?
Poseidon: Nothing! They just waved.
Zagreus: O-Oh...
Poseidon: Did you sea what I did there?
Zagreus: I don’t think I did.
Poseidon: I’m shore you did.
Zagreus: *picking the other Olympian boon* Please stop.
Poseidon: Wow. Don’t be such a beach.
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