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~doodled some bois~

Zagreus: Thanatos, why did you change your relationship status to “Single”?

Thanatos: Because we had a fight.

Zagreus: Okay we had ONE fight, I fight with my father all the time and you don’t see me posting “Orphan,” do you??

Dionysus: Zag man, what did the grape say when it was crushed?

Zagreus: What did it say, Lord Dionysus?

Dionysus: Nothing.

Dionysus: It just let out a little wine.

Zagreus:

Zagreus: Alright I’m taking Aphrodite’s boon, sorry mate.

Zagreus: *petting one of Cerberus’ heads* Who’s a good boy?

Zagreus: *pets the other head* Who’s a good boy?

Zagreus: *pets the last head* Who’s a good boy, Cerberus?

Hades: Blood and darkness, son, they’re ALL the same boy!

Theseus: Oh, heathen, I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I’ll never do as well of a job as nature did!

Zagreus: Can we PLEASE start the fucking fight already??

Zagreus: Father, stop, you’re not funny. You never make jokes.

Hades: I made you, didn’t I?

Zagreus: omg please stop.

Poseidon: Nephew! What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Zagreus: Um, what?

Poseidon: Nothing! They just waved.

Zagreus: O-Oh...

Poseidon: Did you sea what I did there?

Zagreus: I don’t think I did.

Poseidon: I’m shore you did.

Zagreus: *picking the other Olympian boon* Please stop.

Poseidon: Wow. Don’t be such a beach.

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