Jul 1, 2023
Gamora: Rocket, please keep an eye on Izol today. She's going to say the wrong thing and get herself punched.
Rocket: Sure, I'd love to see Izzy get punched.
Gamora: Try again.
Rocket: *sigh* Fine, I will stop Izzy from getting punched.
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Gamora: Rocket, please keep an eye on Izol today. She's going to say the wrong thing and get herself punched.
Rocket: Sure, I'd love to see Izzy get punched.
Gamora: Try again.
Rocket: *sigh* Fine, I will stop Izzy from getting punched.
Rocket: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Kid!Izzy: But what if something else happens just this one time.
Rocket: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Izzy. Peter: You just said it again. Kid!Izzy: Rocket: I am not a role model.
Izzy: I am a responsible adult!
Rocket: *raises brow*
Izzy:
Izzy: I am an adult!
Nebula: This family is full of lies
Kid!Izzy: And love!
Rocket: More lies.
Kid!Izzy: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Rocket: You’re too young to have enemies. Kid!Izzy: You don’t even know.
New headcanon
It wasn’t Peter who taught Gem her first curse word, it was Rocket. One day they are trying to get away from some ships and all they here is. “Oh Fuck!” Gamora freezes and slowly turns towards Peter before she starts yelling at him for teaching their four year old daughter how to curse, and Rocket is just laughing as Gem sits down at his feet and says “I dropped my candy Uncle Rocket...”