#uncle rodan

[lionpatriot13]

Godzilla: L is for the you look at me.

Mothra: O is for the only one I see.

Madison Russell: V is for very very extraordinary.

Rodan: Egg.

[ruubesz-draws]

I headcon that little leo has godzilla toys and often plays with them and because he likes his uncles (rodan and kevin) and to annoy his dad, he makes his action figure dad lose. And sometimes his sister snatches them and to have tea parties with uncle kevin 💜

Leo is such a savage kid, haha, and his sister will even invite Rodan and Ni, even (if she’s lucky) Ichi too to her tea party lol

[lionpatriot13]

Madison Russell: If you had a shot for everytime you made a bad decision, would you still be sober?

Kong: Yes.

Mothra: Maybe a little bit tipsy.

Godzilla: Wasted.

Rodan: DEAD.

[ruubesz-draws]

Quetzacoatl being a latina aunt makes me think of my own Tias (aunts ) they are very affectionate, keep kissing your cheeks, lot of hugs and cuddles and will spoil you rotten. While scolding only their husbands if you do shit he showed you 😂

Damn right! Quetz will be a wonderful aunt! She loves children too!

[lionpatriot13]

Rodan: I didn't want to result to this, but you leave me no choice.

Rodan: Godzilla at this very moment your daughter, Madison, is being held captive by the eco-terrorist group.

Meanwhile...

Enemy: She's just a kid, what is she going to- OH GOD SHE HAS A GUN!! 

Godzilla: Oh, I ain't worried.

[lionpatriot13]

Godzilla: Maddie, sweetie, daddy’s gotta go stick it to the man. Could you guard this place?

Mothra: You’re putting a fourteen year old in charge of this place? 

Godzilla: Don’t worry, she’ll be safe! I gave her a gun. 

Mothra: Oooh, my God. That’s like, the complete opposite of safe! 

Rodan: Don’t worry Mothra, it’s loaded! We're not idiots.

Mothra: A long time ago, you guys pushed your morality out the side of a car on a busy street, didn’t you? 

Rodan: Mothra, stop being a wuss and come blow up private property with us. 

Mothra: See? You’re saying that so casually!

Later, at the base

Jonah Alan: Excuse me, aren’t you a little too young to be working in a military base? 

Madison: (gun cocking) Aren’t you a little too old to be asking stupid questions?

[lionpatriot13]

Mothra: I'm not gonna lie, Godzilla has a nice ass.

Rodan: *covering Madison's ears* Mothra, there are kids here.

Mothra: Well, he does!

[lionpatriot13]

Godzilla: Nice work, kid.

Madison Russell: Good. Thanks, dad... Why is everyone staring at me?

Mothra: You just called Godzilla “dad”. You said “Thanks, dad.”

Madison Russell: What?! No, I didn’t! I said thanks “man”!

Godzilla: Do you see me as a father figure, Madison?

Madison Russell: No! If anything I see you as a “bother” figure because you’re always “bothering” me.

Rodan: Hey! Show your father some respect.

Madison Russell: I DID NOT CALL HIM DAD!

Godzilla: I believe you.

Madison Russell: Thank you!

Godzilla: Daughter.

Madison Russell: *internally screaming*