#uncle sasuke

[skrsstories]

Picture this:

Sasuke is babysitting his nephew for the weekend because Itachi and Sakura have gone on a trip to celebrate their wedding anniversary, and during the evening, the little one asks Uncle Sasuke “why he doesn't have a girlfriend yet?” To which Sasuke replies that he actually has many girlfriends, so little Yūsuke retorts that if he has so many, why don't any of them stay??? Imagine Sasuke's face and how offended he is by a 5-year-old.

[sasusakusimps]

Lmaoo Poor hina🤣😭

[naruhinaluvrx]

This is how they kickoff the timeskip and you can't change my mind.

[amandadigsokay]

Ok but what would Sasuke as an uncle be like

Naruto is taking over my tumblr and I’m not even mad. Also this is a really cute ask so...

Uncle Sasuke Headcanons

Super protective, it’s scary

Probably listens to his niece/nephew’s problems when they sit and rant but it doesn’t seem like he is

Gives really specific gifts given what kind of person his niece/nephew is

Also he’s probably annoyed Itachi by accidentally getting a “better gift” for the child then Itachi did

Lowkey enjoys looking after the kiddos

Cool Uncle™️

[sasukeen]

I ask for a headcanon where Sasuke would be uncle.

Of course! So sorry that this took so long to do (and sorry that it sucks) :(

Uncle Sasuke Headcanons

Uncle Sasuke is definitely the cool uncle all the kids wish was their uncle.

Honestly, he lets his nieces/nephews do whatever as long as it couldn’t cause them potential harm, which is why all their friends want him to be their uncle.

He’s the confidant for them, too, even his nieces. You could tell him anything and he’d keep it to himself as long as he doesn’t think he needs to intervene.

Sasuke is also very protective of his nieces and nephews. Don’t you dare try to mess with them. Uncle Sasuke in Protective Uncle Sasuke Mode is a scary sight.

Tbh he was more than happy to help out when they were babies, too. He actually enjoyed helping take care of them–feeding, changing them.

[sunflower-uzumaki]

okay but WHERE is my Himawari and Uncle Sasuke interaction

[naruhinaluvrx]

Here's some "during timeskip" angst.

I like the idea that Boruto would grow out his hair and let it get shaggy while traveling with Sasuke and that he keeps Karma covered up with a glove cause of trauma from the events that happened before the timeskip.

[naruhinaluvrx]

Sasuke:Boruto,where are you?

Sasuke:Sensei wants to go home and get dru-Go to sleep.

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Sasuke:Has anyone seen my student?

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Sasuke:Oh god. Boruto!

Sasuke:That Sensei's adrenaline is kicking in.

Sasuke:Boruto!

Sasuke:I can see every equation!

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Sasuke:*walks up to Hinata*Excuse me Ma'am. Have you seen my student?

Sasuke:*hold up hand*He's about this tall,clearly gay,but we haven't had the talk yet.

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Sasuke:*yells into trash can*Boruto are you in there?!

Sasuke:*kicks over trash can*Boruto!

Sasuke:Where the fuck are you?!!