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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Michelle Jones & Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Michelle Jones, James "Rhodey" Rhodes Additional Tags: iron(grand)dad, retired family man Tony Stark, overwhelmed grad student dad Peter Parker, there is an agent of chaos in this story, & it's not necessarily the baby, Gritty Domestic Bliss, disastrous family holiday gatherings, crack-lite Summary:
“Dad!” Morgan says, bursting into the room. “Dad—the baby’s on the ceiling.”
“The baby’s on the what now?” Tony asks, getting up to follow her into the living room.
Morgan points up at the ceiling, where baby June is happily crouched upside-down above their heads, offering them a gummy grin.
Tony looks up at her, hands on his hips. June looks back down at him and babbles nonsensically, clearly delighted with her fresh perspective on the world.
“Hm,” Tony says, rubbing a finger over his mustache as he assesses the situation. “Alright, no problem. I’ll get her down—go grab me a broom.”
“Dad!” Morgan says, scandalized. “You can’t just whack the baby off the ceiling with a broom.”
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Or, Peter stresses, Tony schemes, and baby Jones-Parker keeps everyone on their toes.