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Erik: Okay, let's go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong?

Peter: We try to fix it before Charles gets back.

Erik: And if that doesn't work?

Peter: We blame Logan.

Erik: Perfect.

Erik: Why can’t we leave Peter at home with Logan? I think he’s a perfect babysitter.

Charles: Because, Logan’s idea of babysitting the kid is just “making sure he survive.”

Charles: And if you see Logan, I don’t want you to make another scene like you did at the funeral.

Peter: Scene? What scene? It’s not my fault he tripped over my foot and fell into an open grave!

Charles: You didn’t have to yell “start shoveling boys” as he tried to get up.

Logan: Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings.

Peter: How and where can I return myself?

Raven: *points at Erik* Ask him.

Peter: Please, tell me that was part of the plan.

Charles: Yes. A last-minute imperfect all-we’ve-got plan. Springing Erik was step one.

Peter: What's step two?

Logan: Fix the mess we created in step one.

Peter, holding a bomb: Dad, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?

Erik: Out the window. There's no one but Logan out there.

Peter: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Logan: Uh, Charles and Erik are not getting along.

Peter: They're not trying to kill each other.

Logan: You may have a point.

Logan: When I was your age, we didn't even have phones.

Peter: Yeah, but you had cool stuff that we don't have. Like dinosaurs.

Logan: ...How old do you think I am???

Peter:

Peter: ...500?

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