#speedyson

[superherotiger]

Thanks @bitsofboots for sending me this incredible image, because I just couldn't help but turn it into a chaotic dadneto comic as soon as I saw it 🤣! Hope you enjoy!

-Superherotiger

@sunsetuniverse @lunasquared @callie-caje

[lauriel816]

Oh look this household known to mutant world as a family of hardcore badass will make their guest appearances in Barbie(2023)

[erysser]

Dadneto headcanons pt.2

Writers note: Man i love Oblivious Erik. He’s so smart but yet so oblivious.

There are bets going around on who will break first.

Either Erik is gonna find out or Peter is going to tell.

They all try to tell Erik in a non obvious way. It doesn’t work.

“Hey Erik, you know Peter was born today like 19 years ago? Btw what were you doing 19 years and 9 months ago?”

Erik just rolls his eyes and snorts. 

Erik calls Peter “kid”. 

When Erik first called Peter that Peter legitimately froze.

He was walking away from him and just “Alright see you later kid,” and Peter just stopped walking.

Charles sends them on missions together in which they have to play father and son.

Peter curses at him internally. 

Charles is all smug about it.

Erik (finally) gets suspicious.

Yet he doesn’t want to put Peter on the spot.

So he pretends to be clueless.

Erik isnt that suspicious hes just like: Lmao would be funny if I’m Peters actual dad you know? I mean it’s possible coz Magda. Right Charles?

Charles breathing in deeply: Yeah. So funny.

Legit it’s just a game of who’ll break first.

[fandomshitilike]

Peter Maximoff would spray paint insults on trump tower and get away with it. Charles would roll his eyes and say don't get caught and Erik quietly approves but secretly they're making a scrapbook.

Cue the arguments over whether they should stick newspaper clippings in chronological order or favourite first.

[hattiewritesalot]

Erik: You say 'please' and 'thank you' in front of your son all the time and never hear him say the same.

Erik: yoU SAY 'FUCK' ONCE-

[peaperson]

[theoldgvard]

peter: hey dad

erik: no

peter: hey charles

charles: *sigh*

charles: yes peter

peter:

peter:

peter: IT’S ABOUT DRIVE IT’S ABOUT PO-

[crazyquicksilvertrash]

Jean: so when did you realise you wanted to marry him?

Scott: we saw a dog at the park and Peter asked the dog if he could pat him