#unclemagnemite

[jattendschaton]

I have never received such an incredible outpouring of love and support. I didn’t expect anyone to see my post except for the people it was aimed at, but I’m so grateful for all the kind words people have left me. Your tumblr messages, reblogs/replies to my post, and DMs have meant the absolute world to me and I am so appreciative of how caring and encouraging you all have been. 

Thank you so much. Please know how deeply grateful I am that you’ve all given me so much, I’ve actually been in tears while reading these messages. I wish I could give each and every one of you a hug, you all deserve the world <3 <3 <3

[toadcraft]

hey so I love your blog but I am 21 and ur a minor so i just wanted to ask if it is ok for me to follow you. please feel free to say no! your comfort is important!

yes you can! and thanks so much for asking („• ֊ •„) for future reference anyone except those on my dni list can follow and/or interact with me!

[ragsofshadow]

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool)

I’m in your top 10?? {squee!}

Been feeling down lately so this is hard, but I’ll try.

Self-aware

Make good first impression always somehow

Willing to try any food even if I already know I don’t like it

Good at hiding things if I want to?

Don’t give up easily

[squidong]

i love when you just keep talking to someone and then the toaster dings and you go from strangers with a little thing in common to friends who tell each other everything and stay up till 2 am for no good reason except that you don't wanna stop talking to each other nobody knows how but i suspect photosynthesis is involved

[squidong]

I'm sorry but we are gonna take a kinda crazy subway route to the museum next weekend because that's probably the only chance I'm gonna get to ride the D

[squidong]

Aries: I look up to you and admire you as a role model, but we don't get along very well because I don't know the right way to talk to you.

Taurus: I like you as a person, but I'm not comfortable enough around you to actually anything.

Gemini: I love you to death but also kinda hate you sometimes and like we fight really intensely but also get along really intensely.

Cancer: ???

Leo: You're cool, but we live in different worlds.

Virgo: I probably love you insanely for who you are and you probably get me really well and make me really comfortable but I'm probably also not very good at communicating with you.

Libra: <3 10/10 can we be bffs because 100% of libras are beautiful and amazing people and just wow.

Scorpio: :?

Sagittarius: Meh. You're cool-ish? But no.

Capricorn: ...we can be friends, I suppose.

Aquarius: you lucky bastard I WANTED TO BE AN AQUARIUS

Pisces: You a cutie. Like holy *DAMN* you're attractive, but I probably don't like you as anything more than a friend because of your personality.

Astrology is all superstition with no scientific backing; these are just trends I perceived due to the bizarre human tendency to see patterns where none exist.

If you're tagged it means I thought of you when writing about your sign *blows kiss* and like stuff I'm too much of a coward to actually say to your face but just... I love you all so much even if I'm terrible at using words to convey it.

[conronorock]

hey dweeb when's your birthday?

6/9, losers!

[squidong]

So in gym class I was telling one friend how I unfollowed someone because they were toxic and another friend was like “how can a person be toxic?” and I was like “with the taste of your lips I’m on a ride” and the first friend joined in