#uncooked

[kabutoden]

she wuz just born... dosnt know shes alive yet...

[seanthedracunyan]

Breaaff

Its like bread and beef.

Basically a barley cooked beef burger

URRRRRUUGGGHH FOOD IS STRANGE

[bloodywingskae]

WHAT KINDA FOOD IS DIS??

🪨 solid 💀 can't even bite it, da fuck?

Do better nc!!

[niodio]

@quezify

How do you mess up a boiled egg?! The yok isnt even cooked but the whites are?!

The real question is, is it safe to eat? 🫤

[regenerated-reedjumper]

more deviantart base pieces! this one was a lot lower effort--I like to just slap galaxy images on for Uncooked and then add the tert in. base is from here! 

[wulffridge]

Come watch my cousin and his friend play Uncooked! He doesn't have any followers and is really funny. I want to send people his way because he hasn't been in the best headspace as of late and I want to cheer him up and feel proud of doing something he's always wanted to do, but has been discouraged to actually do. Reblog if you want!

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[drrhondafail]

concept; I have an anti-death note but when I write people back into existence, to them, it’s like they never left, and all news articles, and death dates change, but we all still remember that they were dead at some point, so one day you see an ad for a speech Albert Einstein is giving at a convention center near you, and at first you’re like oh that’s some nerd science shit, you start to walk away, but your brain starts glitching and you turn back to read the sign again. “ See Albert Einstein discuss the theory of relativity and give a relativity demonstration at the convention center on 09/01/21 at 8pm” and you start having a complete meltdown in the middle of the busy sidewalk, people start trying to ask if you’re ok, they try to offer you uncooked pasta noodles as solace, and you can’t accept because not only are you having a mental breakdown over the resurrection of Albert Einstein, but you swore an oath to the Goddess Athena that for the next three years of your life, all you would eat daily is a single peanut, including the shell, and 43 rice noodles. And you don’t break promises, not even for tasty uncooked pasta noodles that appear to have flowers pressed into them. so you choose to attend the speech. You think there’s no way this will be the real Einstein. But alas you are proved wrong. It is he, resurrected in his full stature, and you know what his relativity demonstration includes? the transfer of the speed of light through 3 flower pressed pasta noodles. it’s the key to time travel. Your mind is blown. You go to shake his hand at the end of the presentation but every step you take seems to pull you further away from him. He and the rest of earth are sucked into an erroneously created black hole. But not you. Why? Because you are the creator, you just fabricated this entire story and for what? Life isn’t real, the world is a matrix, nothing is serious, forgive yourself, eat the pasta noodle, play that game of ping pong, and hiss incessantly at the man who catcalled you at the train station.

[veganfeast]

Althea - Lasagna by Hannah Kaminsky Via Flickr: www.bittersweetblog.com