#undead-potatoes

[blazing-spectre]

Commission for @undead-potatoes of their Tav, Jay, and Gale :3 It was such a joy to work on!

[everchased]

Given that Finch and Debt existed in our real world, do you think they would enjoy wearing "ugly" holiday sweaters? Why/why not? If they do, what kind of sweater do you think they'd go for? Bright and festive? Ironic? Lewd?

(Feel free to ignore this if you yourself don't celebrate anything and/or this question makes you uncomfortable)

i think they both would, with varying degrees of approval from their partners

debt is very subdued about holidays and celebrations (mostly because she's worried she's somehow faking her own excitement and she'll find a way to ruin them for others) but she would easily be convinced to wear something bright and festive with karlach.

finch... would find something ironic/lewd to wear. half because he saw it in a store and it got a small chuckle out of him and half because he knows astarion will have a fit about it.

[thievinghippo]

*chin in hands* hey so what's this headcanon about dwarves showing affection by feeling someone's pulse? :3c

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2787473/chapters/8232430

A Blackwall/Cadash ficlet that explains it so much better than I can! (Ignore the fact I wrote both the ficlet and this explanation...)

It's not a sexual thing. It's comfort. So family, close friends, lovers, will reach out and feel their person's pulse. The rhythm can be very calming and soothing for people. For lovers, it's more intimate than kissing, maybe even more intimate than sex. It's something you would do for someone you love, not just a crush!

(And do I like the concept so much that I've imported it into my original fiction? Yes. Yes I have)

[tuxedo-rabbit]

Dinner time! And it's Dulce's turn to cook. What does she make? Is she a good cook? Do you think the other companions look forward to her meals, or do they make themselves scarce when dinner time comes around?

She's not a good cook. She enjoys eating but not cooking.

Dulce is the type of person who uses the Eluvians to go buy carry out when its her turn to cook.

The team tries to tell her to stop spending the grocery fund on take out, but then she actually tries to make dinner from scratch and they change their mind.

[queenlydweeb]

Moss suddenly has access to the internet. What are they doing on there?

best worms for garden soil

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red worms near me

how to use illithed transpoter

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how to tell if someone is friend

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how to tell if friend is vampire

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are illithed tadpoles good for garden soil

[legionofpotatoes]

I was have a really awful day today, like proper shit-tier stuff, and struggled to find anything nice to preoccupy my mind with. Then I remembered all your talk about Ted Lass, and decided to give it a go. And so I just wanted to thank you for indirectly making my day so much better by making me check out this show, it's so nice and heartwarming and it really brought up my spirits! So thanks!

Oh gosh I hope it helped even a little bit, I am very sorry about your day :( it is a proper feel-good show, and I think we all need more of those these days. I wish you only the best ♥️

[ottobooty]

1, you live on the other side of the world and are too far away >:(

EZ, come over here :)

[odinspattern]

The things that fustrated me so much was that. First of all, they had a salt and pepper grind in one. It disintigrated as I made the dish, and there were whole pepper and salt corns in the meat. I made sure to tell people about it. Yet they did nothing but whine; «we never do it that way» like no shit, you’ve whined for five minutes, I got it the first time. Also, it isn’t my fault that it disintigrated as I used it, I told you about this and that it was an accident.

Secondly, the person who was so picky about the way meat is made was cutting up vegetables (we were having Norwegian taco dinner.) I could easily have done that if she was so picky??? Like holy shit.

Thirdly they placed out a really delicate pan that couldn’t take water and then yelled at me for frying up four packages of ground beef before using water? Because «that’s how we do it!»

Also they kept saying things like «uh, you need to wash your hands now» like. Are you seriously letcturing someone who was training to be a chef about how important it is to wash your hands?

Guys, don’t be like this.

It isn’t cool.