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what was antony signing before he got eaten :0?

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underboobe replied to your post: don’t even talk 2 me about the new kesha song… the...

KE$HAS BACK?!!????

her new song is called “praying”. i know it’s on apple music but i imagine it must also be on spotify and potentially YouTube as well. it’s a highly emotional and beautiful pop ballad and i just.... am floored by it tbh

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sorry i'm a bit confused.. so dylan's upset bc she accidentally spilled her beans bc she thought she was gonna get eaten but didn't?

you’re not the only confused one!!! (points directly at crimson) there will be more context! to this sort of confusing situation.. but.. basically, at the root of everything is that dylan’s feeling horribly rejected from not being eaten. she wants to die!!!!!! also it feels a bit like. insulting on a personal level like, wtf am i not good enough for you or something?? seriously thought i would have been dead by now?? why are you putting it off???? what sexy thing do i have to do for you to want to eat me??

she kinda reacted how she did because it was like, she *couldn’t* even potentially hold that information ransom to force crimson to eat her anymore ‘cause she already just said it. like. “you wanna know what happened to those worms?? well eat me and then you’ll know! cause ill never actually say a word! muahaha” and also like. she really wants to be eaten by crimson b/c she thinks crim is like the hottest most perfect worm so being eaten by her would be like, the best way to die anyway.

basically sayin that stuff was a bad move, she just let it slip out because she felt pretty confident that she was going to die regardless of being eaten or not. …and now its like. why are you telling me to live and how great it is. what is wrong with you. i thought we were on the same page here.

dylan wanted to die in the very specific way she wanted and manipulate a sexy stranger to take care of it for her, and then the sexy stranger didnt comply with that and now shes in a new situation with the added consequences of telling sexy stranger all her plans. now she has to rethink the strategy because she also lost a card of manipulation she could have used. but she isnt really coming out with any good results so .. time to scratch crimsons face maybe that will make them erupt in rage and kill her??? oh god why isnt anythign working oh god im naked

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underboobe replied to your post:

sorry i'm a bit confused.. so dylan's upset bc she...

ah, i see now.. well dang

yeah “well dang” is right. dylan is confusing but when you understand her motivations and patterns to her behavior shes sorta pathetically obvious. she just tries her best to be clever and sneaky but she cant really control situations as good as she thinks she can

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