#underswap incorrect quotes

[undertaletrashsammy]

Store Worker: Would a (Y/n) please come to the front desk? (Y/n), arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Sans and Papyrus Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Sans and Papyrus, simultaneously: We got lost :( (Y/n): I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

[ut-for-sure-said-this]

Swap! Papyrus: My straight or bisexual friends will send me a picture of the ugliest man I've ever seen in my life and be like 'thoughts?"

Swap! Papyrus: ..and prayers girl, I don't know what you want 

[angie-writes-undertale]

Underswap papyrus, running after a garbage truck: wAIT YOU FORGOT ME

[undertaletrashsammy]

UF!Sans: Go to Hell

(Y/n), tearing up: I wish I could

UF!Sans/Red: . . .

UF!Sans/Red: wait- shit- u okay?

[undertaletrashsammy]

(Y/n): *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Papyrus: What did you do?

(Y/n): Nobody died.

Papyrus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[undertaletrashsammy]

(Y/n): It’s dark in here Sans: Don’t worry dude I got this Sans: *Stomps their feet* Sans: *Skechers light up*

[undertaletrashsammy]

(Y/n): Is something burning? UF!Sans, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. (Y/n): Red, the toaster is literally on fire.

[undertaletrashsammy]

(Y/n): Sans and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Sans: Sentences. (Y/n): Don't interrupt me.