They said this cuz I said so

Heyyy! Incorrect quotes blog ran by shslkoyukistan, will include Undertale, Deltarune, and various AUs!

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Intro post! Pls read!

Hey hey!! 

I thought I should probably start this blog off with an post to pin, just so I have the intro, DNI criteria and such out there! Currently, I am the only mod of this blog and I’m not looking for any others at the moment!

- My name is Nina/Chara and I go by she/he/they

 -My main blog is @shslkoyukistan ! 

As I hope you can tell, this is an incorrect quotes blog! I will accept submissions for quotes from the ask box but will not accept any that make me uncomfortable. You can also ask me any questions as well, just obviously please don’t ask anything terribly weird or extremely personal!

DNI:

-You ship/think there is nothing wrong with Frisk x Sans, Chara x Sans, Chara x Asriel, Chara x Papyrus, Papyrus x Sans, Napstablook x Mettaton, or any other pedophilic or incestual ship (Also includes AU characters, such as Aliza x Sans or Nightmare x Dream, if its gross, it’s gross and will not be tolerated here.)

-If you sexualize any of the children

-Do not use they/them pronouns for Frisk, Chara, and Kris (If it’s a version from an AU that specifically uses different pronouns that’s all good though! For example, X-Tale)

-You’re homophobic/transphobic/racist/ableist/sexist etc.

-If you’re a pro shipper

-Just basic stuff, probably missed some things but just don’t be gross and don’t be an asshole

Just in general, as long as you’re not a shitty person you’re welcome here!

Names I use some of the AU characters! i will usually use that! I should probably have nicknames for all of em/original ones for all of them but! Also, I don’t claim to come up with them, a lot of the time I just use canon ones lol 

Blue- Underswap Sans 

Rei- Storyshift Asriel 

Sprinkles - Storyswap Chara 

Penelope- Underfell Frisk (My friend came up with this one)

Wine- Fellswap Gold Sans

Coffee- Fellswap Gold Paps  

Blackberry- Fellswap/Swapfell Red Sans 

Grape- Swapfell Sans

And that’s it lol, maybe I’ll come up with more of my own/start using more eventually 

That pretty much sums up everything, I hope you enjoy your stay!

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*Gaming together*  Alphys, taking off her headphones: Th-thank you Sans, you r-really came in clutch that match!!  Sans: Yeah, clutching onto you mama’s di-

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Horror! Flowey: You know kid, sometimes you just have to grab life by it’s balls and swing it around a little bit to get your way Aliza: I have neither the mental strength to invision that nor the physical strength to do it

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sans, making the 132,374,941,736,420,069th pun of the day: :) 

Papyrus: I WOULD NOT HAVE LEFT THE WOMB IF I KNEW LIFE WAS GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT ENDLESS SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF MY BROTHER.

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DOIN UR MOM NINA; NINA'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

GDIIIII

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Stupid Man Thing, I'm Fucking Balling [Queen Explosion] -Aerith

Ugh so true <33

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Ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WON'T COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry around an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if i don't take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent

HEHWBQHQHWHRBEHAHA AS SHAHAHSHEHEHAHAIDPELWLWLSLENENPLEASE

PLESEE

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Rouxls: Unfortunately, it seems liketh thou has fallen ill to a terrible malady, due to the action of thine majesty’s mouth opening and closing repeatedly!

Spade King: What the fuck? 

Rouxls: I am sick of your bullshit.

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Papyrus, walking in the room with a purple tongue WE ARE HERE, SANS!!

Mettaton, walking in behind him, also with a purple tongue:

Papyrus: WE ARE SORRY FOR BEING A BIT LATE! WE GOT DISTRACTED.

Sans, glaring at Mettaton: Mhmm...

Mettaton, quickly pulling out two purple slushies: We were getting slushies.. !

Papyrus, obvious: WE GOT YOU ONE AS WELL, BROTHER!

Sans, glaring: Leg bitch you are on Thin. Fucking. Ice.

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Swap! Papyrus: My straight or bisexual friends will send me a picture of the ugliest man I've ever seen in my life and be like 'thoughts?"

Swap! Papyrus: ..and prayers girl, I don't know what you want 

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Alphys: If you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required t-to put a-all the omitted v*wels as a a f-footn*te 

*eeoo

Sans:  ok th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm. 

*eieio

Alphys: I AM GOING TO SHATTER YOU LIKE GLASS.

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Royal guard: YOU! Get your friggin hands up!

Mettacrit: You’re not my supervisor!!!

Rei: Shut up, we're gonna go to prison!

Mettacrit: No we’re not! Say the right stuff and they just send you to a mental hospital for 10 months 

Chara: I just a second realized why you do macrame instead of knitting 

Mettacrit: Yeah, no sharp objects on the ward, they were super strict about that

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Blue: And now for a simple 9,000 question dating quiz!!! :D

Blue: Alphys, on a scale from 1 to 5, you scored a 3!!

Alphys: Yes.. YES!!

Blue: Paps, your score is.. yeesh! Y'know, scores don't really matter, you should just focus on being you! 

Blue: Napstaton, on a scale from 1 to 5.. you scored... a twelve?! 

Napstaton: Undyne was right all along, I'm the world's most perfect man *insert lip biting emoji here*

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Undyne, about to pass out in Hotland: Is this what Alphys meant by ‘don’t girlboss too close to the sun?”

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DOING UR MOM DOING DOING UR MOM

GOD DAMN IT ELI