#underworker hk

[toadslug]

We're NEVER ascending to the Citadel at this rate 🙄🙄 Why are my Underworkers DATING and SNUGGLING instead of WORKING?!?!?!?

(Art of my stupidheads @underworker-5459 and Sandra)

[underworker-5459]

blow into it

yeah genius i know how a trumpet works. i just have no practical use for this (also my lungs are fried so if i use it a lot i'm probably gonna get a collapsed lung)

whatever. here goes nothing

(ooc: warning for sudden and loud audio)

... ????? WHAT THE FUCK

[toadslug]

references and such for my dumb underworker couple

[underworker-5459]

*gives you a trumpet*

the fuck am i supposed to do with this

[underworker-5459]

MRMRMRMRM!!!! :3

@moss-grub-official

oh uh... hi. what the fuck are you

did you come with that letter with the moss and shit and just i never noticed

ok either way you better skedaddle before pest control sees you (not that pest control does a good job anyways but still) (and there's like a million gazillion other ways you can die here too)

[underworker-5459]

...Work in a daze to one day awaken in the final years. Why not enjoy those you have, instead of those you will? To always look forward, is the answer, but never see past the perception that you have. More will come... Oh, excuse me...

@mister-mushroom

HOLY FUCK— IT'S HIM IT'S HIM IT'S ACTUALLY HIM— OHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK— RUBEN SWEEP HIM SWEEP HIM!!!!! GET HIM OUT OF HERE— SHIT— WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US??????

[toadslug]

woouaghhh... cool rock.png

[underworker-5459]

LEFT HOOKS RUBEN

WOAH— AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU MISSED!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA—

*WHAM*

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hey guys it's 5459 again. sorry about that i'm back now