Jason staying over at the mansion for a few weeks and everyone is lowkey worried with varied amounts of being vocal about it (tim, grumbling abt how he better not go apeshit when hes trying to keep the company from sinking; dick smiling but also being a tiny bit strained bcos as much as he loves his brother u just never know with him; damian loudly yelling about how Todd Must Not Trespass etc; Cass silently putting delicate things away slowly but surely. misplacing sharp objects just in case; Bruce staring at the 70 bedrooms, wondering which one will incite the least amount of trouble; alfred pre gaming lots of baking stuff stock piling flour and shit)
however, when jason actualy comes over, all he does is some grumbling, a little bit of bitchassery, annoying tim and damian but 98% of the time he's knocked out.
Is he ill? hurt? they all wonder.
no. jason is just a professional sleeper.
Post patrol? sleeping
pre patrol? sleeping.
10am? sleeping
1pm? sleeping
3pm? lunch and cooking and reading.
7pm? sleeping.
10 pm? dinner and gym
11pm to 5am? patrol
this is a continuation of my Jason Is THE Unemployed Brother TM au.
