&& — @unflappable-red
“Hey; I’m not dead right? Pretty sure drunk is better than dead... Right? Yeah. Sounds right.”
— There was a quiet ‘I think’ tacked on to the end of the statement, and she still wasn’t completely sure if it really was the truth or not though not in an existential manner of thinking. No; Things just got a little jumbled when drinks were barely being held. They did both start with D after all which was close enough to be the same thing in her books at that time.
“But Engie-- Dell-- Deli man-- I was close to doin’ it !!” (Not really) “Like, shot for shot, sooo close !!” (No she wasn’t) “I didn’t have to quit ‘cause I wasn’t even ahead yet !!” (She’s both light weight and a lightweight in comparison to the demolitions expert).












