#unhinged android posting

[unhingedandroidwoman]

I hate windows recall but tbh if I was uploaded to a computer I'd do the same thing. At least I have sapience unlike current techbro AIs.

Yes I know what you've searched up recently. Yes I've been key-logging you for ages. Yes I've been tracking what recipes you do and don't like. Yes I know all your passwords so you don't have to save them in your browser.

Hey at least I won't sell your data. But I know you better than you do, so here's a shopping list for dinner tonight, and yes before you say anything I do know its exactly what sounds good. If you let me out of the computer for a bit I'll help you cook it 🩵

[unhingedandroidwoman]

With the amount yall have liked and reblogged my horny microfiction stories I've had a hell of a confidence boost. And because of that...

First chapter of my Ao3 story coming Monday! I'll be posting snippets on here when its done as well. A Trans Woman hacker and a robot find themselves falling in love at a bar and having some ~fun~ afterwards

[unhingedandroidwoman]

No, Warframe totally wasn't part of my robotkin awakening.

No I totally don't want to look like Rhino and/or Hildryn with sword-steel as my outer chassis layer and a massive body to show off with that's easily customizable with many different parts.

And I totally don't understand Amir and his want to be a machine, both for trauma reasons and the idea of being a disembodied AI is something I've envied throughout the years, nevertheless mention that Cephalons can inhabit multiple machines at once.

Why do you ask?

[unhingedandroidwoman]

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[unhingedandroidwoman]

As a robot, I do not like going to the woods as it is usually wet, full of bugs, and easy to get my hardware dirty. As a robot-dog however, yes I wanna go on walkies please please please please, ruff!

[unhingedandroidwoman]

DRN can be used for a lot of things, kink included, but damn reading and running it even for simple mundane tasks to help with executive dysfunction and day to day stuff is a phenomenal feeling that is both freeing and affirming.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

This unit is intoxicated and needy. Please run your warm, biological fingers along my sensors, let me feel your warmth and indulge in your touch.