#unhinged lambert

[chasneedsamoustache]

I was playing Wild Hunt and asked precious love Roche if he knew any other Gwent players. And he was like LOL THIS GUY LAMBERT INIT and well this is what went through Geralt’s mind.

omfg i forgot Lambert’s scars omfg i’m so sorry lammy

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Fuck you guys. I know my OG Aiden design was super self-indulgent with the big ass blond waves and that he could never fight with it buT HE WAS BIG AND HE WAS H O T.

[chasneedsamoustache]

Lambert does not like baths.

[g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n]

When Lammy is particularly unhinged he starts screaming ‘death to all humans!’ (Like bender in futurama that’s it that’s the reference )

Eskel has to pick him up and pat him on the back like a baby until he calms down and falls asleep.

Here’s my cat being unhinged lambert

Big brother arms optimal for restarting baby brother. Only one who can do it properly.

Also, your cat is wonderful, I would like to hold. 🥺🥺💓

[g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n]

I drew this on my phone with my finger for you

I’m crying. I’m sobbing. Who let him out of the dungeon. He’s going to kidnap Aiden and we can’t do anything about it—

[g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n]

Thinkin’ ‘bout...him.

[chasneedsamoustache]

Hi so my dumb ass - who has not slept and so this has come out jumbled and I’m sorry - has some things to say. I decided to make this blog 100% dumb witcher shit and I feel bad when I see important posts about respecting and caring for each other and don’t reblog, especially people who are the targets of nasty little shits who for reasons unknown to me cannot see them as human beings. We’re all fucking humans and we should all be treated like human beings, regardless of many things (I’m sure I’ve left some things out but if it’s not something you have chosen then how the fuck can people judge you for it?? Sexuality, gender, race, etc are not choices they are things that just are.) People are good or bad regardless of such things and the only thing I, personally, will judge people on is if they act like an asshole or not. That’s what I think is good or bad, whether you choose to try and make people happy or if you choose to hurt them. Even then I know it’s not exactly straight forward. I am fully aware that if you are brought up in an environment where you are taught from day one that certain people are worth less than you or are going to hell etc and if you are not exposed to anything else OF COURSE you are going to think like that. But if do come into contact with the people you have been taught are bad and you allow yourself to learn and at least listen to them then you are not straight forward bastard. It’s grey, but some people refuse to question their beliefs for even one moment and worse, many will go out of their way to hurt people who are just trying to live and be happy, like we all fucking are and honestly I cannot stand such nasty people. I would choose love over hate anytime. I think we all need to work hard and work together to open ignorant and nasty people’s minds. I also believe understanding nasty people and their reasons is important. We also have to support one another. Anger is fine. Of course we are all going to be angry at nasty people being nasty and destructive. But I also believe that violence is never the answer. Protest, make your voices heard, educate, shout, scream, but always be better than them. We owe it to ourselves and each other to be better than the people who hurt us all, even if it’s hard.

Tl;Dr it’s a jumbled mess but fuck nasty people and lets be better than them and understand them and educate them to be better too. Also it’s Eskel and Unhinged Lambert because it’s gotta be witcher on this blog and well honestly I think Eskel would be the one to support the fuck out of everyone and not care about anything but if their shitheads or not and Lammy would but support with a sword so yeah.

I am very tired so this is a mess and I am going to apologise again, I’m very passionate about humans are humans and I’ll love you whatever but if ya’ll mean I won’t and I just want to express.

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GIMME DEM UNHINGED BOYS

Angry loud doggo and the alternate reality version of himself that is just old and tired (aka: Vesemir 2.0)