#uni is fun

[really-quite-exhausted]

OKAY SO the physics PhD is going okay, and I'm gonna go present my research at a conference in Europe this summer for the first time so of course the REAL question is do I take my crucifix necklace with me so that I can flirt with a hot Spanish physicist and then yeet it into the ocean?

[oh-mydarling]

those that used to mock me for never having kissed someone before.. 

HA! jokes on you I've kissed THREE WHOLE people 

but we'll ignore that all three happened in the same night 

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

Me: (puts on Victorian Office Ambience in one tab and a Dark Academia Classical Playlist in the other) im going to kick the Edict of Nantes' ASS

[potter-wip]

T’was a very interesting lecture indeed

[immortalcompanions]

Am I really re-installing twitter just bc a girl I've always lowkey wanted to be friends with posted a screenshot of her tweet saying she wants more friends so I'm gonna follow her and see if she takes the hint? Yes I am

[hello-jon-apologies-for]

My school offers a lot of classes for U3A people so there are always at least three old ladies in my bigger courses and this Monday there was a lady in a very bad wig who in the middle of the lecture pulled out a big carton of buttermilk, chugged the entire thing... and then... AND THEN... RIPPED the carton apart... And licked it clean !??!?

And then she pulled out another carton but fortunately the lecture ended before she could lick it too.

[akasztofavirag-por]

"Even the cheapest, tackiest sugardaddy will expect you to have a diploma"

- my teacher being inspirational

[frecklyrobert]

my tutor asked me why people enjoyed soaps so much and i’m glad i gave a clever answer instead of the one i wanted to give - the gays